Jack The Stripper
Jack Winter   Washington, United States
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-I am everyone's dad.

-I am also your creepy uncle. [wiki.teamfortress.com]

-I found my gender. [gyazo.com]

-I am a collector of Unusual Mediguns.

-I main Medic, playing comp lately.

-I own every Medic weapon in Strange Professional Killstreak, Australium, Festive, and Strange+Collector's where possible.

-I am head of the faggotry department at Coxford University.

-I am a musician

-I am a disease

My Wishlist

- Literally, the only TF2 item I would sell my soul for
-Strange Burly Beast
-Some all class unusual with a nice effect (I like the clouds, so Stormy works)
- The Craft #1 Fashionable Megalomaniac and Colonel's Coat (owned by Bobsplosion )
-A new ambassador to replace the one I sold like an idiot (strange festive pro or any aussie)
-Collector's Medic Weapons (Pro with VV is appreciated, as it keeps the collection pure)
-Always accepting pure <3

A couple personal rules,

-Please don't add me if I don't know you. Like, if I have something you want, comment and I will let you down easy. Or sell something for really overpriced. Basically, if I don't know you, comment before adding.

-PLEASE, tell me BEFORE you invite me to a game what you are doing. And ASK. Don't just invite, and if you do, please explain.

-Make sure my comment section gets as cancerous as possible as fast as possible. I couldn't care less what goes on down there. Usually, it's just amusing for me. Just don't be TOO MUCH of a jerk to other people, OK? I can take it, not 100% sure about them.

-Please send me ONE message. It's very annoying when people spam me when I am ingame. I will block you for a short time, just until you learn to follow this rule. The notifications come up RIGHT OVER the Ubercharge meter and I don't know how to fix it, and usually too curious to turn them off. So please, 1 message, then patience.

-Do not insult my friends. I could not care less if you insult me, but my friends? No. Bad dog.

-Be nice to everyone you can. If we were all nice for a day, people would love it so much, that it would last.

Wall Of Meaningful Quotes

"When you are happy, you enjoy the music. But when you are sad, you understand the lyrics." -Frank Ocean

"Aim for the stars. They're closer than they look." -Jack Winter

"Old Sport" -Scott Fitzgerald

"Your life is your creation. It's not something that happens to you -- unless you make the foolish mistake of abandoning your position as its chief architect" -Steve Pavlina

"Why are there a bunch of fucking normie quotes on your profile?" -Titan
Currently Offline
Last Online 3 hrs, 36 mins ago

Recent Activity

2,294 hrs on record
last played on Apr 24
2.7 hrs on record
last played on Apr 23
31 hrs on record
last played on Apr 10
DDuullaahhaann 10 hours ago 
Wow, you had a dad? I'm so jelly
radaR Apr 23 @ 8:46pm 
Drops ubers more than my dad dropped me <3
Sagerz Apr 23 @ 4:18pm 
the best dad you will ever have <3
Jack The Stripper Apr 18 @ 1:12pm 

Not my proudest fap
BossBreaker Trade.tf Apr 13 @ 12:19pm 
Added for trade
SilverHammer S>80+Spells&Unus Apr 10 @ 10:17pm 
Sounds good! Take care for now!