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Recent reviews by MetalNeverDies

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5 people found this review helpful
1 person found this review funny
262.5 hrs on record (245.3 hrs at review time)
A game so aggressively awful that playing it through to the end of the basegame story has actually given me mental trauma.
Posted February 16, 2022.
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1 person found this review helpful
4.3 hrs on record
It's a color-by-the-numbers ARPG-MMO. It has essentially the same story as every other generic MMO. It even has genderlocked classes like every other eastern-developed MMO. It doesn't attempt to do anything interesting or remarkable, and in aiming for mediocrity, they've fallen short with poor voice acting and poorer gameplay, resulting in a dull game trying to make up for the lack of substance with a lack of style and the most generic "chosen one" storyline I've seen for a while. Stay away, do not give Amazon Games or the developer of this extremely low-budget, low effort game your money or player numbers.
Posted February 16, 2022.
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2,185.7 hrs on record (902.7 hrs at review time)
Rimworld is a game constructed of jank and duct tape with endless possibilities for joy and anguish. It's one of the best experiences I've ever had with a piece of digital media. With modding, an already endless sandbox becomes.... more endless.

This is where if I was an ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ I'd tell you to go play it. However, like most things, it's not for everyone. You need to have some level of patience and willingness to deal with jank, repeated failure, and obtuse systems. Once you break through that barrier, the world is yours.
Posted November 24, 2021.
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8 people found this review funny
7.4 hrs on record
Early Access Review
Played game. Minding my own buisness. Shot in head from outside of sightline. Game spawned me as far from my body as possible. The man who shot my intentionally took the time to shred all the clothing and gear on my body into rags. ♥♥♥♥ this game and ♥♥♥♥ it's playerbase. I hope it dies.
Posted January 20, 2021.
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79.4 hrs on record (47.5 hrs at review time)
I rate rock/stone.

Leave no dwarf behind.
Posted December 1, 2020.
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84.2 hrs on record (56.3 hrs at review time)
POLSKA STRONK RUSSIA WE WAR YOU
Posted July 24, 2020.
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1 person found this review funny
7.2 hrs on record
ARTYOM

DZERE IS MEUTANTS IN DZE METRO, ARTYOM

YOU MUST RUSH D6, ARTYOM


I rate this game "The black ones stole my mayonez blyat"/10
Posted March 8, 2020.
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51 people found this review helpful
9 people found this review funny
52.4 hrs on record
Let's take a decently well-loved game and re-release it, but take all the elements people liked and change them to be more generic.

That'll go over well.
Posted February 25, 2020.
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No one has rated this review as helpful yet
22.0 hrs on record (9.6 hrs at review time)
I have no idea what any of these bitz do, but ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ if taking them apart and putting them back together isn't therapeutic.Praise Gork and Mork.

Radio music gets a tad repetitive really quick though, I recommend muting it and putting on your own playlist in the background.
Posted November 14, 2019. Last edited November 15, 2019.
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3 people found this review helpful
5.6 hrs on record
They might as well just give up the premise and make it a battle royale game at this point.
Posted August 28, 2019.
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