I like chewing on shoes. I also like playing TF2. Play with me! :D

Please do not add me to play Borderlands 2

"I'm gonna stomp on your sugar cane because I'm a rebel" - Cobra

I may be online, but I may not be able to respond.

11:29 AM - ♡Helen♡ #HELENPOCALYPSE: You, the Master Troll of all things Trollish, have no idea why I'd make a joke?
11:29 AM - dEFECTIVE gARY bOT: thats like
11:29 AM - dEFECTIVE gARY bOT: if you told ur son a yo mama joke
11:29 AM - ♡Helen♡ #HELENPOCALYPSE: Which I do, btw
11:29 AM - ♡Helen♡ #HELENPOCALYPSE: XD
11:30 AM - dEFECTIVE gARY bOT: ^best parent 2012

Monday, April 22, 2013
11:08 PM - dEFECTIVE gARY bOT: what is a monbie
11:08 PM - monbie: a monkey thats a zombie
11:08 PM - dEFECTIVE gARY bOT: watttt
11:08 PM - monbie: a zombie monkey
11:09 PM - monbie: an undead primate
11:23 PM - dEFECTIVE gARY bOT: blew my mind
11:23 PM - dEFECTIVE gARY bOT: so hard
11:23 PM - dEFECTIVE gARY bOT: i passed out for like 10 mins
11:24 PM - monbie: that's not the first time ive heard that
11:24 PM - dEFECTIVE gARY bOT: lol
11:24 PM - dEFECTIVE gARY bOT: you're awesome monbie
11:24 PM - monbie: i try
11:24 PM - dEFECTIVE gARY bOT: you monkey zombie thingy yoooou
11:25 PM - monbie: :)

Do not post rep on my profile please. I'm obviously using reverse psychology, having no rep on my profile will make people think I'm a trustable trader because I don't want +rep because it clutters up my profile too much.
But honestly; don't rep me.

Apparently I've been playing some competitive TF2. Here's some leagues I've been in.

ETF2L Season 1 Division #6 - D9

ETF2L Season 2 Division #5 - D9

ETF2L Season 3 Division #4- D9

UGC Season 6 Steel Red - D9

UGC Season 7 - D9

UGC Season 8 Steel Red - D9

UGC Season 9 - THC

Reddit Round Robin #4- Looking Handsome

Check out my Borderlands 2 Guide :D