Proud winner of the Wooden Spoon in Div 6 ETF2L S14! (Scrubs with Hats)
Winner of Lowest Bracket #2 in the No Wrangler Cup (Killer Sandviches)

Oh hi. I noticed people like making profiles their blog, so I might as well have my own blarg here.

I like to try and main every class. Apart from engy. Who mains engy. But since I'm a prejudiced bastard, I tend to play a lot more Soldier and Spy, compared to class like Heavy. I'm a competitive player, and therefore am an arse. Wait, that's not true. I will be a friendly guy to anyone who isn't a git.

That sounded a bit up myself, and that's generally because I tend to act like that. If you want a rough idea of how good I am - I'm not as good as I say I am, but better than I think I am. Shitty self-confidence countered by hyping myself up.

If you're wondering where my name comes from, it's something that's stuck ever since an old girlfriend bullied me into playing Neopets and wasted my life on their goddamn minigames. Neopets should come with a bloody health warning. I sometimes go by the guises stobby stobby (self explanatory) and acquire X disregard Y (X and Y are usually inside jokes, and mainstreamers like yourself won't get them. Unless you're cuttle. As they're always aimed at cuttle.)

SwH! TheFriendlyCow #ROLO: I, The FriendlyCow, bet that there will be the spycicle or the phlogistinator in crate #50, to the order of a bills hat.
SwH! Cuttlefish: Alright, bet is on
SwH! Cuttlefish: Sweet

Never making bets on valve's specialness again ;_;

List of ego boosting moments:

DoroMolo : omg i hope you get aids spectator

{T-S-B} Twista : you are bitch and hacker friendly cow !!!

(TEAM) Nordblum : We got some supernice spy.
(TEAM) TheIllCow > Mix? : <3
(TEAM) Nordblum : He's doing great.

UGC Steel Playoffs:
|MuL| Paradigm .i9 : I can't believe you just ubered their spy...
|MuL| Paradigm .i9 : when I was going to jarate
[T-A!] TheFriendlyCow <3 S.Invi : <3
*DEAD* Bs.Zel0 [T-A!] : HAHA Xd
|MuL| SirDolante : Shit happens

deviltau486 -[SIB]- : cow i hate you from every cell of my body