Hey, I'm a dick. probably the nicest one you'll ever meet, but still a dick.

I might just say this: Be careful what you say around me, I honestly take jokes seriously at times and sometimes I go too far with mine. so if I offend you in anyway, and if I act douchy about a joke, let me just say sorry now. Speaking of jokes, I have a dumb sense of humor, so if my jokes about cancer and orgies offend you, I'm sorry again >3>

I'm a shy furfag, so it takes me a bit to warm up to you, but as soon as I do...I get attached. be warned... If you heard anything bad about me, I wont lie; its probably true. I'm not the nicest, but show some love I'll love back...
If you ever want to give me gifts, go ahead :3 I'll just tell you to go suck a dick<3 (I'd never do that...)

I'm a tad of a troll, so I'm sorry if I pick on you; but hey, it only proves that I love you. ^.^
I plan to be a therapist when I'm older, so if you need help on trying to work out your problems or just need someone to listen, I'm here for everyone<3
Fuckin' Commander Dick sayings:
Commander Dick: skeletons man
Commander Dick: that shits spooky

Corbi_: my ipod earned a nickname
Corbi_: ya know how it asks you to name your ipod?
Corbi_: well
Corbi_: mine's a handme down from my sisteer
Corbi_: already kinda in bad shape
Corbi_: so
Corbi_: i left it as Sis' Ipod for a while
Corbi_: but aftet he shit it was gouing through
Corbi_: like
Corbi_: 2 months ago
Corbi_: i changed the name to Grayson's Beat-up Beatbox
Commander Dick: I called mine cumbucket
Corbi_: your name > my name with a background
Corbi_: i thought my name for mine was cute and funny
Corbi_: i looked what you called yours
Corbi_: and i fell apart
Commander Dick: Best name 2026
Corbi_: ^


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