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DucksDucksDucks Jun 11 @ 8:07am 
Will never become the master
Skip May 14 @ 9:32pm 
H ELLO AM 48 YEAR MAN FROM SOMALIA. SORRY FOR BAD ENGLAND. I SELLED MY WIFE FOR INTERNET CONNECTION FOR PLAY "GARRYS MOD " AND I WANT TO BECOME THE GOODEST PLAYER LIKE YO U
Cameron Feb 6 @ 6:45am 
Woah💦 Woah💦 Woah💦 Hold on💦 Stick em UP🙆🙆🙆🙆 THAT'S RIGHT🔫 THIS IS A ROBBERY🔫 Hand over the CUMMIES🔫💦💦 and no DADDY😫👨😨 gets hurt 📨Send this to your naughtiest👄 little 👄partners in crime 😏🔫😏🔫 and you'll get 💰💰💰SACKS💰💰💰 OF CUMMIES🍆💦💦💦 Get 5🔳 back, you're a 💓squishy💓 little rebel without a cause💋💋💋💋💋 Get 10🔳 back, you're a 😎😎😎career cummie💦 criminal 🙆🔫🔫 bustin all the daddies👨🌽🍆 banks💰💴 Get 15🔳 back, you're a little 😼😼FAT CAT😻😻 with mad stacks💰💦 of CUMMIES💰💦 Get 20🔳 back, you're the 👑👑CUMMIE 💦💦💦 QUEEN👑👑
Dec Dec 4, 2016 @ 2:33pm 
✋✋✋✋✋hol' up hol' up ✋✋ looks 👀 like we got a master 🎓 memer 🐸🐸🐸 over here 👈👈👈👩🏼👩🏼hold on to your 👙panties👙ladies!💋💁fuccbois better back the hell ⬆️up⬆️ this absolute 🙀🙀🙀 maaaaaadman!!1! 👹 all you other aspiring 🌽🌽 memers👽👻💀 mmmight as wwwell give up! 👎👎👎👎cuse 👉this guy👈is as good 👌👌👌as it gets! 👏👏👏😹😹
Dec Oct 31, 2016 @ 11:29am 
BOO! 🕸Dust off ur 🎾⚽️🏀 and pussies🐱 because it's HALLOWEEN! Happy Halloweenie 🍆🎃 to all my little 👻 gHOESts 👻and goblins ! Hope my vampires💉are SUCKing more than just blood this year 💦😉 and all my witches are riding their broomsticks HARD 🏒go out and fill your SACKS👜🎒 with treats 🍭 and fill some Vs with Ds 👉🏻👌🏻! 👀Looks 👀like candy bars 🍫ain't the only thing with 🍥CREAM filling this year 🌚! Who's gonna be supplying the FULL sized snickers bars 😉🍫? and which zombies are eating you (OUT) first 😈 ? send this to 10 other slutty pumpkins 🎃 who you want to rub your magic orb 🔮 or who make your crotches rise from the DEAD ☠️if you get none back then BOO u whore 👺 if you get 5 back the Jack O' Lantern will JACK you off 😏😫🎃 if you get 10 back ur the ultimate PIMPkin 🎃 🎃
Dec Sep 11, 2016 @ 2:15pm 
ust me and my 💕daddy💕, hanging out I got pretty hungry🍆 so I started to pout 😞 He asked if I was down ⬇for something yummy 😍🍆 and I asked what and he said he'd give me his 💦cummies!💦 Yeah! Yeah!💕💦 I drink them!💦 I slurp them!💦 I swallow them whole💦 😍 It makes 💘daddy💘 😊happy😊 so it's my only goal... 💕💦😫Harder daddy! Harder daddy! 😫💦💕 1 cummy💦, 2 cummy💦💦, 3 cummy💦💦💦, 4💦💦💦💦 I'm 💘daddy's💘 👑princess 👑but I'm also a whore! 💟 He makes me feel squishy💗!He makes me feel good💜! 💘💘💘He makes me feel everything a little should!~ 💘💘💘 👑💦💘Wa-What!💘💦👑