⚡ Teli
Party Kitty, PhD Roof Raiser   United States Minor Outlying
 
 
I sell catnip on Thursdays, contact me for meeting times. Buyer has changed, variety is now in stock. 5$ per 2 oz- bud cst ~~15$ long lifetime.
Hello, I am Teli. This is my profile page and this text is suppose to describe to

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you stuff that is very important about me, like my most feared enemy that I hate to death (PEACH BELLINI). Instead of getting straight into the facts of how amazing I am, let us talk about the recently placed bounty over this product's wax. For each Peach Bellini candle murdered, I am offering 1 crown in Spiral Knights.


If you want'n to stalk me further:
https://www.youtube.com/user/Teligineer
http://www-origin.twitch.tv/teligineer

My Future Ambitions:
Kitty Kitty Kitty [rumorsontheinternets.files.wordpress.com]

My Most Feared Enemy:
Dumb Object [4.bp.blogspot.com] This thing broke my mom's table and caused our family great amounts of grief. The Peach Bellini family tree deserves to suffer in vast amounts of pain and agony before each and every death.
Happy Hunting!

Ways onto the Best Buddy Friends Forever List:
1) Find me a computer background I myself deem superb enough to replace the current image.
2) Answer the following: Who won the royal rumble, let victory go straight to the head, then proceeded to get eliminated first in the next royal rumble?
3) Pay me with dirty juicy insults of people we both know, the bigger the lie the better. Proceeds will go directly towards person taking the insult.
4) Murder a Peach bellini
5) Make me proud
6)Tell me a bedtime story
7)Anything really, I just gotta like it or dislike it enough to like it

BBFF List:
1) スカイ Shelly (1st Peach Bellini Kill)
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Currently Offline
Last Online 1 hrs, 23 mins ago
Screenshot Showcase
Monkey's lil butt
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Recent Activity

5,488 hrs on record
last played on May 22
648 hrs on record
last played on May 22
8.3 hrs on record
last played on May 21
Teli is my waifu :3 13 hours ago 
One day senpai will notice me
Paul ☭ May 4 @ 8:28pm 
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Teli is my waifu :3 May 2 @ 5:10pm 
IM DELETING YOU, DADDY!😭👋
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🚫ERROR!🚫 💯True💯 Daddies are irreplaceable 💖I could never delete you Daddy!💖 Send this to ten other 👪Daddies👪 who give you 💦cummies💦 Or never get called ☁️squishy☁️ again❌❌😬😬❌❌ If you get 0 Back: no cummies for you 🚫🚫👿 3 back: you're squishy☁️💦 5 back: you're daddy's kitten😽👼💦 10+ back: Daddy😛😛💕💕💦👅👅
Teli is my waifu :3 May 2 @ 5:08pm 
Then I berate 😠🙎 him for the next hour 🕐 or so about what a total fag 🏳️‍🌈he is. To this day I've accumulated over 1200 victories in this battle 👊💢 of skill and edurance, 💪👊not only over my best bro, but over hundreds 💯 of other challengers. 👨‍👨‍👦👨‍👨‍👦‍👦👨‍👦‍👦 Each just wishing to earn the right to even call me a fag. 👬 So next time 🕑 you decide to try to berate 👎 me by claiming I'm a fag 🏳️‍🌈 for 😎 watching anime 🎌 just remember 🤔 I doubt you could suck off a dick 🍆💦 even half as well as I can. FAG👬
Teli is my waifu :3 May 2 @ 5:08pm 
You think I'M 🙋 A 👬 FAG?! 😡😡😡 For watching 📺 anime? 😄😂HA What a joke 😒let me tell 🗣 you a story so you can further 🖐 grasp ✊ just who it is you're talking to when it comes to earning the right to call someone a fag.😤 Me and my best bro 👦👦 used to play this game 🎮 where we suck 😮 each others' dicks 🍆 and call the person who cums 😩😫🍆💦💦💦 first 1️⃣ a fag. 👬 I usually win 😬 because my bro's 👦 never been 🙅 all that great at 👅 cocksucking, and when he jizzes in my mouth, 🍆💦😫 I make him finish 🏁 me off then give him a passionate kiss 💯👄👄 so he has to swallow both loads.
Teli is my waifu :3 May 2 @ 5:06pm 
Omg hai ___^ I’m anon-san and I absolutely luuuv @__@ anime <3 and my fav is naurto!!! Okies so anyways, im going to tell you about the BEST day of my life when I met my hot husband sasuke!! <333333333 OMFGZ HE WAS SOOOOO FREAKIN KAWAII IN PERSON!!! Supa kawaii desu!!!!!!!! ^___________________________________^