I am a professional Ninja Sniper from Hungary.
Tom/Tek
I play games cause I'm cool.
TheCynicalCynic: Now I must see your profile for them memories
TheCynicalCynic: AWWW NIG U TOOK THEM ALL DOWN
Tek: I didn't
Tek: one day they just disappeared
Tek: idunno if it got reported and some mod wiped it, or if it glitched itself away
Tek: but eez all gone mang
TheCynicalCynic: Fucking Gabe
TheCynicalCynic: That motherfucker
Tek: but we start anew now
Tek: you will once again be known as the one gay man
Tek: the, opener, of the way
TheCynicalCynic holds head up high and proud.
TheCynicalCynic: "The Gay Man"
TheCynicalCynic: Gordon Gayman
TheCynicalCynic: I don't know, man. Sometimes I just want to stick a qtip down my urethra
TheCynicalCynic: but it just doesn't seem like a good idea.
TheCynicalCynic: You know?
Tek: oh good, I needed new material for my profile
I INCLUDE THE LAST LINE WITH MY NAME IN IT SO YOU KNOW THAT I'M NOT QUOTING MYSELF. I DO THIS BECAUSE YOU'RE DUMBFUCKS AND CANNOT BE TRUSTED WITH SIMPLE INFERENCES LIKE THAT!
Ok? Alright, cool. Now GTFO my profile.
Faggot.
INTERIOR - CROCODILE - ALLIGATOR 
Check out my YouTube videos and I MIGHT stop secretly urinating in your closet.
You haven't played this game!?? Well then you're some sort of faggot, I would say...
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In this game we learn many things. We learn the importance of coyness, of arrogance and of independence. But most importantly we learn NOT TO FUCKING TOUCH UNINCONSPICUOUSLY SHINY SHIT THAT IS CLEARLY A GODDAMN TRAP!
You're in a world with wizards and undead and magic and shit. What did you think was gonna happen when you'd touch the shiniest object in the treasure hoard? Go to your room! No more tomfoolery for you, mister!
You know why that logo shows some faggot with a missing tooth and a swollen eye?
It's because I fucking whacked it in the face with a baseball bat.
Don't buy this shit for the X-mas achievement, the very first level alone is fucking impossible.
You assume the position of body builder and multi-dimensional peace keeper, War, who is totally not related to Kratos in any way, shape or form, as you bring judgement and freedom to a world torn between 3 major factions, Heaven, Hell and Humanity. Except for that last one. Humans are extinct by level 2, because hahahahahaha fucking humans bro, what did you expect?
