Julius Seizure
Psychosis may apply
 
 
My standards for entertainment are so ludicrously high that every now and again I wonder if I'm just literally impossible to please.



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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qMg1puqP1ac

Hello, my name is Julius Seizure and I'm crazy. At least that's what they tell me. It's a real load off of my mind too. I mean you can get away with pretty much anything if you're bonkers. It really relieves a lot of pressure and responsibility for me.


Scarface Gunhoard: I AM TORSO MAN
Scarface Gunhoard: I CANNOT REACH MY FRIDGE

When I die, this is going to be the music at the funeral.
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STATS
CHILDREN DEVOURED: 100/100 ("BABY-BACK RIBS" UNLOCKED)

ORPHANAGES INCINERATED: 47/50

DRAGONS ROMANCED: 10/10 ("BURNING WITH SCALY PASSION" UNLOCKED)

GIANT SWORDS: 60/60 ("I CAN'T CARVE PUMPKINS WITH THESE" UNLOCKED)

GIANT AXES: 59/60

CRIMES AGAINST HUMANITY: 27/27 ("I'M SURE THEY DESERVED IT" UNLOCKED)

MORAL GUARDIANS OFFENDED: 10000000/10000000 ("MORAL KOMBAT" UNLOCKED)

STYLE: IMPETUOUS

DEFENSES: IMPREGNABLE

HUGE LEVEL: ULTRASUPERGIGA-SUPREME XL^8 ULTIMATE ALPHA-OMEGA ETERNAL CHAMPION EX2 MEGA OVERDRIVE

CURRENT RANK: STARING DOWN ETERNITY
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Julius Seizure Jul 9 @ 7:33pm 
At least the roaches at the hotel I'm at for the next week are well-behaved
(+[__]::) Stovich Jun 11 @ 7:43pm 
Inspiration material for another video game pitch? https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lbBoZJ4lmXU
(+[__]::) Stovich Nov 5, 2016 @ 2:05pm 
I found you in a video game: http://imgur.com/eKvipDd
Julius Seizure Oct 18, 2016 @ 6:40pm 
I'm not quite certain how we're supposed to account for leap years when it comes to birthdays but for all legal intents and purposes I'm 20 now
Julius Seizure Sep 23, 2016 @ 9:07pm 
Sometimes I think about how many things I actually enjoy and come to the conclusion that I just might be literally impossible to please
(+[__]::) Stovich Sep 4, 2016 @ 6:29pm 
Have fun and be safe. Steer clear of wild animals & Dick Cheney while rummaging through the forest.