Princess Swollow   United States
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Sometimes under the alias "Swololol"

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Add me if you have questions regarding Blockland, coding, or just want to be friends
I try to get around to all the messages people send to me, if I don't right away, I will asap
I enjoy surrealistic art, programming, playing arcade game, cuddling, and adventuring
I purge my friendlist on occasion of people I don't talk to

Links to my stuff and other garbage [swololol.com]
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Zeustal Jul 16 @ 8:11pm 
trap is like a girl but also a boy so it's the best of both worlds
internet_sellout Jul 16 @ 9:24am 
what is it with you people and traps
Swollow Jul 16 @ 1:33am 
Fapping to trap porn is the least gay thing there is. If you fap to gay porn, that's 2 guys, and that's 100% gay. If you fap to 'straight' porn, then that has a woman, sure, but you're also fapping to a guy, which makes it 50% gay. But a trap is like half male, half female, and thus a trap with a girl would add up to 75% girl, and thus only 25% gay. 2 women would be ideal, but that would be a lesbian relationship, which brings it around to gay again.
MAD MACHINE Jul 15 @ 11:29pm 
What's so gay about traps? There's nothing gay about fucking another man in the ass as long as he's wearing thigh high socks and a cheap wig. The Greek did exactly the same thing. And they basically invented the West. Are you saying you're better than the Greeks just because they're now in a hopeless downward spiral of debt? Get real. Infact, in the Iliad (aka the book you're supposed to start with) the poem digresses several time to highligh the joys of fucking someone for hours in their boypussy until your twink slaves stomach inflates from all your cum. Homer knew what was up. He predicted the future. The future is now. FUCKING OTHER MEN IS NOT GAY
internet_sellout Jun 29 @ 8:10pm 
I'm 19 years old.
I am handsome, smart, athletic and virile.
I have a novel that is in it's final editing stage, and a creative writing professor at my college has read the first draft and thinks it's saleable.
I have a girlfriend who is confident, articulate, playful and spontaneous.
I have a small group of interesting friends from different social and academic backgrounds, and I also have many other acquaintances who see me as a reliable source of humour and good company.
Both my parents are alive and in good health.
I have no regrets.
I have already experienced three existential crises, the latter of which was described as having the depth and profundity of a man twice my age.
I am a passionate lover, a sharp thinker, and a trader of witty repartee.
I am not self-pitying, meek or needlessly humble.
I prefer Nietzsche to Plato.
I will live a good life at your expense.
Swollow Jun 28 @ 12:41pm 
Damn good coffee!