OH HEY THIS GUY DOESNT BELONG TO ENOUGH GROUPS ABOUT SOME GAME SERVER HE DOESNT CARE ABOUT IN GAMES HE NEVER PLAYS, LETS INVITE HIM AND THEN SPAM HIS VIEWPORT WITH ANNOUNCEMENTS ABOUT STUPID SHIT THAT BREAKS WHATEVER HE HAPPENS TO BE DOING. YEAH, INVITE ME TO YOUR SERVER RING GROUP, I TOTALLY LOVE HEARING ABOUT YOUR SERVER RING. BECAUSE YOU KNOW I PLAY COUNTER STRIKE OR TF2 SERVERS THAT ARENT 2FORT2FURIOUS OR GAMEMODDED OR FUCKING DAYZ WHAT THE FUCK WER YOU THINKING INVITING ME TO THAT GROUP. FUCK YOU, DONT INVITE ME IF I DONT GIVE A SHIT ABOUT YOUR GROUP.

TYPES OF GROUP I DONT GIVE A SHIT ABOUT:
ANYTHING ABOUT ANY CLAN
ANYYTHING ABOUT ANY SERVER RING
ANYTHING THAT ANNOUNCES SHIT I DONT CARE ABOUT
*SHIT I DONT CARE ABOUT:
*YOUR FUCKING SERVER
*YOUR FUCKING LIFE
*YOUR FUCKING DINNER
*YOU IN GENERAL, FUCKER
*PEOPLE I DONT KNOW
ANYTHING I DIDNT SIGN UP FOR
ANYTHING FOR VIDEOGAMES I DONT PLAY
ANYTHING FOR VIDEOGAMES I DO PLAY, BUT OF SERVERS I DESPISE
ANYTHING FOR VIDEOGAMES I DO PLAY, OF SERVERS I LIKE, BUT ANNOUNCE SHIT

BASICALLY IF YOU HAVE A GROUP AND IT ISNT SPECIFICALLY TAILORED TO MY PERSONAL INTERESTS, WHICH ARENT EXACTLY HARD TO FIGURE OUT WITH A LITTLE FUCKING RESEARCH AND KNOWING WHICH GROUPS ARE FUCKING JOKES, THEN BITCH OFF AND FUCK SHIT COCK BACK TO THE GNARLED DUSTCUNT THAT SPAWNED YOUR DICKFARM FULL OF NERDBOTS. I MEAN GOD DAMN, WHAT PART OF BEING IN A MUSLIM, CHRISTIAN, AND ATHEIST GROUP AT THE SAME TIME DOESNT SOUND LIKE IM IN ALL THREE JUST BECAUSE THEYRE FUCKING STUPID IDEAS FOR GROUPS?

TO SPELL IT OUT FOR YOU COCKS: NO TO VIDEOGAMES AND ANNOUNCEMENTS, YES TO FURRIES AND PONIES. SHIT, MY AVATAR IS A GODDAMN SOCCERGATOR, WHERE DO YOU FUCKING THINK MY INTERESTS LIE? MAJOR LEAGUE GAMING? DOTA? YOUR MOM? FUCK YOU.

FUCK, I BET YOU COCKS ARE STILL GOING TO INVITE ME TO YOUR SERVERFARM CIRCLEJERKS. I BET YOU FUCKSTICKS ARE STILL GOING TO TRY TO SELL ME SERVERS FOR GAMES I ROUTINELY FORGET EXIST. I BET YOU BUTTSURGEONS ARE STILL GOING TO TELL ME TO GET ON YOUR DUMBASS SERVER AND PRETEND I DONT WANT TO STRANGLE EVERY LAST ONE OF YOUR 12 YEAR OLD REDDIT FRIENDS. I BET YOU CUNTRAZORS ARE GOING TO SEE THIS AND THINK ITD BE FUCKING HILARIOUS TO INVITE ME TO YOUR LOTUS CLAN KNOCKOFF SHITSTABBER BRIGADE. FUCK YOU, UNLESS YOU GOT FURRIES OR PONIES OR A VAGUE SENSE OF HUMOR THAT ISNT FUCKING STUPID, LIKE THAT GROUP THAT WRESTLES BEARS AND HYDRAS WHICH GET A PASS CUS THEY'RE ACTUALLY ENTERTAINING SOMETIMES AND TGHEY DONT SPAM MY DESKTOP WITH ADS FOR THEIR SLANTYEYED SERVERFARM IN CHING CHONG THEIR MOM'S BASEMENT, THEN FUCK OFF AND TAKE YOUR SHITTY FUCKING STEAM GROUP WITH YOU, THEN GO FUCK YOURSELF LIKE THE COCK CRUCIFIERS YOU ARE.

FUCK.

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