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The Original TShanks

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Its weird you want to know so much aboot moi, but Ill right stuff for you peoples amusmant anyways.

Manuel Calevera

Christmas Island 

As you can tell by my picture I'm awsome and it may come as no surprise to you that I'm neither TShanks or Patrick B. In reality Im Manuel Calevera as you may recall from the awsome-cool video game "Grim Fandango". And yes, Im really that sexy in real life. Anyway, I can remember back to when I was just a wee little burrito living on the mean streets of Topeka when I played my first game and was awful at it. Today my skills have only slightly improved. But anyways, if you've actually held your concentration for all of this Im pleased to tell you that youve won $10000 and a Russian mail order bride. But seriously youve won none of those I was just testing you.

*GROUNDBREAKING UPDATE*
I've finally revealed my really true identity. I'm not TShanks, Patrick B, or Manuel Calevera. In reality I am who you mortals give the nam Santa. I know you are all shocked but in time I will hope ya'll will come to accept it. Ho, ho, ho!!!

*Groundbreaking Update Take 2*
JK!!! Just messin wit ya. I wuz just lookin for a way to change my pic to santa for a short time. However, I really do live on the Christmas Island and bring joy to the hearts of millions each year. Tee-Hee. By the By Im actually Minimoose. I hope Im not confussing ya'll too much. :)

*Hopefully Final Groundbreaking Update*
Im really sorry about all that. But I'm back to normal now. But I'm not changing the fact that I live on Christmas Island.

PS: I've totally been to the moon...

This is The Last Update *BOOHOO*:
To all you suckas who didn't believe I wasn't really Manuel Calevera you can SUCK IT! I got photographic proof now!

PS. My Profile Pic is Eddie Riggs but don't listen to me! I LIE!!!!!!!


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<G,g>ZoMbIe BaIt posted on July 17, 2009 @ 11:08am
Congratulations TShanks, with at least 1 hour more gameplay, you will become an administrator on ghetto garden, once again, congratulations!


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TShanks' Cool Group of Attractive Team Fortress 2ers - Public
36 Members  |  1 In-Game  |  6 Online  |  0 In Group Chat

Don't fret! Even if you're not cool or attractive you can still join this group! YAY!!!

Pop Quiz:
Who is eligable for a membership in The TSCGATF2ers?

A) Cool peoples
B) Attractive peoples
C) People who play TF2 24/7

The answer is....oh you need more time to figure it out don't you. Alright I'll give a little time.................................................Did you guess it. Good, cause da answer is D all of the above. CONGRATS!!! (This is because I assume that you got it corecctly cause you were smart enough to click on this group in the first place!) Seriously though, anyone at any levle of attractiveness (except fugly) can join as long as they love to play TF2. I'm basically throwing this chance for you to feel belonged so DON'T SCREW IT UP!!! Besides, everyone knows that if you join the TSCGATF2ers you are automatically an awsome sexy person with magical powers even if you weren't when before you joined the group.

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