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He's a pirate you know.

Christopher Bowes – lead vocals, keyboards of Alestorm

Madrid, Madrid, Spain 

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Rules of the High Sea
1. Ye Captain is always right.
2. If ye lose an eye, hand or leg in service, tough luck.
3. All Booty belongs to yer Captain.
4. If ye "poops out" on the poop deck, ye hang from the yardarm.
5. All Rum belongs to yer Captain.
6. Mutineers will walk the plank.
7. Any problems with rules, ye die.
-Ye Captain

BIGOS POWER!
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[UNITED] Noobek posted on January 24, 2012 @ 10:10am
Gej
 
Carlitos posted on January 22, 2012 @ 3:15am
Oh NOI :C
 
Forbearance posted on January 22, 2012 @ 2:02am
I have a magic detachable penis!

......I hate you.
 
Carlitos posted on January 21, 2012 @ 7:15am
NO She's a fool !
 
Jarl Smoczej Przystani posted on January 20, 2012 @ 1:44pm
Frank's right, Jesus was Viking, but he became a pirate after they banned him from their terraines.
 
Forbearance posted on January 20, 2012 @ 10:57am
FIRST!


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I really like the game, but I couldn’t find the stupid cake.

View all 2 comments December 27th, 2011 @ 12:45pm

FOOT PUNCH!

Leave a comment September 10th, 2011 @ 3:37am

Another superhero game by Cryptic, and this round, they fuck up the patchers.

Leave a comment September 6th, 2011 @ 1:30pm