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Stonez pwnz. It's science. Documented phenomena prove this fact. Once during a d2 cal match, stonez went AFK for 9 rounds. He came back and was 44-1. He died once because of a lucky nade. See, Stonez was away from the keyboard, but he never stops pwning. Since this bizarre incident, they have coined the term for random pwning of noobs while afk to be stoneage which is considered the eighth and final level of pwnage.
If Stonez ever says, "check yourself", then for God's sake check yourself. Obey the Stonez.
Some people have asked: who is Stonez? Have you ever heard of Buddha, Sheeva, Anubis? Same guy. Just Stonez is the CSS god. Or gawd depending on your sexual orientation.
Einstein knew about Stonez pwnage. (see avatar for details, but don't look too close, it makes Stonez angry...and he knows if you look too close.)
Friday is Stonez' favorite day of the week. He calls his rampage Friday Fun Night. He enjoys cookies. But not too much, because the sensation of enjoyment is dulled by digital blood and adrenaline.
Stonez' stonez even pwnz. His name can also be considered a description of his greatest asset. Stonez. He's got big ones.
Stonez can believe its not butter, and he can also comprehend the "paradox" that is: This statement is true. The previous statement is false. Its soooo clear people.
Badmotherbeeperdom is Stonez game. Outside of CSS. Check yoself...
As the headline states, we are all about the heists. From bank robbery, casino robbery, pickpocketing, and even petty walmart deoderant theft, we will leave your pocketbooks empty and your voice box resonating the noise, "Danny Ocean who?" Seriously. You'll say that. Join this group if you want to heist crap and steal candy from babies!
P.S. We are smart and uber sexy/gosu larcenists!
