Matt   California, United States

Baby Punching Marathon

I'm a virgin that has never gotten laid nor talked to a girl for more than 5 minutes. But i can still give good advice because i read and watch alot of books and youtube videos on this topic, plus baby sitting my little sister has taught me alot about women's psychology.

Just when you thought you were safe, distant from harm, a baby emerges. A single baby, ready with only a fist, and a strong ambition for solid jabs. Multiply this baby ninefold, and you have a team. A team of babies ready to relentlessly throw punches, like none have ever before.


Baby Punching Marathon
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What is the worst thing someone has said to you during sex?
Not me, but an old friend of mine.

Really quiet, soft-spoken, polite guy. A total gentleman and a graduate student in the liberal arts. Also, pretty inexperienced, tentative, and vanilla sexually.

He's dating this really cool girl for maybe two months. She is much kinkier in bed. She floats the idea of dirty talk, and apparently likes to be objectified, even demeaned a bit, from time to time. He's hesitant, but wants to please her and doesn't dismiss the idea outright. Changes the subject and figures that they'll revisit the idea another time.

Anyway...they have sex a few days later for the first time since the conversation. Really going at it doggystyle, and she tells him to talk dirty to her. He says that he can't think of anything to say, so he says nothing, and she then repeats the request, but the second time she is not fucking requesting, but demanding it.

He comes up with: " like that, you fucking retard?"

He's never struck me as one for embellishment, so I believe him. He said that was it for sex that night, although they are still together two years on now
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Added you cause you seem good at TF2. Would love to practice with you when I get some time. Thanks.
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Pjammin Nov 22, 2016 @ 12:38am 
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Pjammin: tell him im dmg right now