Some people make political statements with signs and t-shirts, I crash commercial airliners into oil rigs. I tie a sailboat rigged with C4 to a helicopter and use it as a wrecking ball. I eat fighter jets and shit parachutes. I've got more grappling hooks than the chorus of a song about wrestling moves.

I am Rico Rodriguez.

Buy this game.

This game is an RPG where you are a vampire. Not an RPG like a Rocket Propelled Grenade, but the other kind. Yes, a Rally of the Guinean People: the largest opposition party in the West African nation of Guinea.

You get points for doing stuff and then you put those points into things and use those things to kill people. The will of BUSEY dictates that you all play this game because it rocks. Do not disappoint me.