I sexually Identify as a Banana Fairy. Ever since I was a boy I dreamed of soaring through the skies dropping hot delicious hotdogs on people. People say to me that a person being a Banana Fairy is Impossible and I’m fucking retarded but I don’t care, I’m beautiful. I’m having a surgeon to install plastic wings and banana peel on my body. From now on I want you guys to call me “Spenny” and respect my right to use magic. If you can’t accept me you’re a bananaphobe and need to check your fruit fairy privilege. Thank you for being so understanding.