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Spaztech :D
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East Sussex, United Kingdom (Great Britain) 
The nina, the pinta, the santa maria
I'll do you on the bottom while you drink a Sangria
Nachos, lemonheads, and my dad's boat
You wont go down cuz my dick can float
We sail around the world and go port to port
Everytime I cum I produce a quart
Put on your lifevest, lets drop anchor
oh that's a nice lady, who I'd like to spank her
Deadliest catch, without the crabs
We're almost out of gas,
Call the arabs!
I'm a pussy pirate my name is Jack Sparrow
I'll take off my pants she can see my flesh arrow
Make sure to wax
Use your mom's Nair
You'll be amazed when i cum in your hair
Pull up the anchor, cause we are leavin dry land
Get below deck, with a dick in your hand!
Anchors away, and shiver me timbers,
we like to fuck ladies with our eight-inch members!
Love me hookers who be a curvy,
eatin lemons and lime no don't contractin the scurvy!
Drop the archor give the hoe a shout,
cuz I'm usin my compass to find a nabby dugout!
Thats the male Mariah Carey y'all, give it up!
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