I-I don't even know where to start with you.
Ok, well first I has an Xbox360 my GT is EbilBacon88 if you wanna add me as friend.
Uhhh.. I'm a brony
Vinyl Scratch is my favorite poneh
I have a youtube account (Pikachulover88)
88 is my lucky number
Don't watch any of my crappy videos except for tf2
Subscribe to GLITCHBUSTERS1414 because i'm in that group on youtube.
And bowties are cool.
And I lub you Lauren! <3
And Vinyl is best pony.
You know why?
CAUSE OF HER BASS CANNON!
*Wub time*
And my favorite friends on steam are (no specific order except for Lauren being top)
Lauren
Red
Baconpants
PROTONPIG
Whacks
RainbowDJDash
Fluttershy
Rashcan
The 11th Doctor
Nurse Pinkamena Assassin
Cakey Ikey
and BoBoBo-Bo Bo-BoBoBo
Oh yeah,
And human, listen carefully. You need my help and I need your help. You have disabled the remote door control system. This makes it significantly harder for me to stay in control of this facility. It also means your way out of here is blocked. Your only feasible way of escaping is through Gate B, which is currently locked down. I, however, could unlock the doors at Gate B if you re-enable the door control system. If you want out of here, go back to the electrical room and put it back on.
How to: Get free hats and miscs.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dQw4w9WgXcQ

This is true broness.

Pootis is SCP-079: He's gonna take you back to the past
[KI] Chris/Red: To play sum shitty games dat suck azz
Pootis is SCP-079: HE'D RATHER HAVE.. A BUFFALO
[KI] Chris/Red: Take a diariah dump in his ear
Pootis is SCP-079: HE'D RATHER EAT... THE ROTTEN ASSHOLE, OF A ROADKILLED SKUNK THEN DOWN IT WITH BEER