FastCo. SleightSoda
On a burning bridge your options are minimal at best
Depending on where you're standing and how much breath is in your chest
If it came down to it, would you high tail home and hide
Or dance on fire and enjoy the ride?




I'm a Pyro main specializing in Detonator Jockey. Skill wise I am caught somewhere between "tryhard" and "pubstar"; I am just beginning to get my feet wet in Highlander.

Influences: Stick, thejimz, Karl Kytarn, Rottaran Owain, TMP, Blue Warrior, Killionaire, and Cat-

Mentors: thejimz, Killionaire, heiny, TMP, Cat-

-Founder of Fast Company (FastCo.)

-Leader and Pyro of the FastCo. Highlander team (formerly known as Reluctant)

-Senior Member of Stooge



...On the Detonator...

It's about the sheer joy of going where Pyro has not gone before. Some of the jumps may be slightly redundant. Some are plain unwise. But they all have one thing in common. They happened. And they couldn't have before the Detonator. - Stick

Well, to tell you the truth, det jockey is probably the most sophisticated and highest skill ceiling for the pyro. - Nyuck

Sleight teach me how to detonator. - 4812622

-The first and only player to reprise the role of "Our Hero" in Stick's (TwigZero's) Detonator Tales.

-Current record holder for highest Detonator jump.

Detonators signed: 5



...After playing with me...

You just scare the sh*t outta me when I see you are on the other team... - corned_ick, Medic.

You are like...the sneakiest pyro ever, I never see you til you're in my face. - Von Karma, Medic.


thejimz checks under his bed for me every night... but I'm actually in the closet.

I'm certainly not a "godly diamond pyro" but I do play detonator jockey...

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tele May 24, 2013 @ 2:42am 
sleight is terrible
fastco jonesy™ May 14, 2013 @ 3:02pm 
oh boy it's a comment
NFS2SE Apr 4, 2013 @ 1:27am 
Hello good sir, I could not help but glance at your informative username which indicates that you would in fact like to adopt an animal playmate. I would just like to refer you to a place where you may find such a companion. It is a bit wild at first but given the proper treatment the animal may be tamed. The downside is that it must be fed 6 times a day and most peculiarly, it believes it is a human being - which may prove to be a fascinating study itself. If you are able to afford its diet and tolerate its bizarre behavior, I highly suggest looking at this listing:

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Good day to you and good luck!
Sniper_Waifu; Mizty Mar 31, 2013 @ 9:18pm 
Happy Easter Sleight~
Quantum Touches Stars Feb 24, 2013 @ 11:29pm 
why det jump when you can noclip?
FastCo. 4812622~ ∑:3 Feb 1, 2013 @ 4:14am 
only a baka >:[
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