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Hey man, this is Monoxide, remember me from way back in the day? Just thought I would say whatsup, see how you've been doing. Hit me back and we'll play a match together or something sometime.

1. When u r sad, I will jump on the person who made u sad like a spider monkey jacked up on Mountain Dew!!

2. When u r blue, I will try to dislodge w/e is choking u.

3. When u smile, I will know u r plotting something that I must be involved in.

4. When ur scared, we'll high tail it out of here.

5. When u r worried, I will tell u horrible stories bout how much worse it could be until u quit whining, ya big baby!!

6. When u r confused, I will use little words so u can understand.

7. When u r sick, Stay away from me until u are well again. I don't want w/e u have.

8. When u fall, I'll pick u up and dust u off and then laugh at your dumb butt.

9. This is my oath...I pledge it to the end. 'Why?' u may ask, because u are my FRIEND!

Friendship is like peeing ur pants, evey1 can see it,
But only u can feel the true warmth.
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