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October 11, 2005
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2.4 hrs past 2 weeks
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Marcus Dace

Nailsea, North Somerset, United Kingdom (Great Britain)

A scorpion and a frog meet on the bank of a stream and the scorpion asks the frog to carry him across on its back. The frog asks, "How do I know you won't sting me?" The scorpion says, "Because if I do, I will die too." The frog is satisfied, and they set out, but in midstream, the scorpion stings the frog. The frog feels the onset of paralysis and starts to sink, knowing they both will drown, but has just enough time to gasp "Why?" Replies the scorpion: "Its my nature..."


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Fighting for bovine freedom since 2005!

Cows with Guns

28 Members

0 Chatting, 1 In-Game, 7 Online

We are Cows with Guns. Love to play games and have a laugh. We are mostly from England but also have members in Ireland, Scotland and Sweden. Come join us for a game of something!
www.cowswithguns.co.uk

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