Lord Sandvich

Edible device. A Divine Entity, consisting of 2x Bread & Grains Group, Vegetable Group (2 servings), Cheese and Dairy Group, Meat and Poultry Group and one peculiar Olive, held together by the Divine Spear (commonly referred to as the "toothpick").

As members of the Republic of Sandvich, we serve our God with Loyalty, Respect and daily Sacrifices of all who oppose the Almighty Sandvich.