Shlendigela
Derrick   United States
Level
40
Game Mechanic
749 XP
 
 
Now this is the story all about how
My life got flipped, turned upside down
And I'd like to take a minute just sit right there
I'll tell you how I became the prince of a town called Bel-air

In west Philadelphia born and raised
On the playground where I spent most of my days
Chilling out, maxing, relaxing all cool
And all shooting some b-ball outside of the school
When a couple of guys, they were up to no good
Started making trouble in my neighbourhood
I got in one little fight and my mom got scared
And said "You're moving with your auntie and uncle in Bel-air"

I whistled for a cab and when it came near the
License plate said "fresh" and had a dice in the mirror
If anything I could say that this cab was rare
But I thought nah, forget it, yo homes to Bel-air!

I pulled up to a house about seven or eight
And I yelled to the cabby "Yo, homes smell you later!"
Looked at my kingdom I was finally there
To sit on my throne as the prince of Bel-air
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Fish Diddler Jan 2 @ 8:29am 
he isn't a bad player, just needs to work on gamesense, aim, movement, crosshair placement, smokes, flashes, molotovs, utility usage, spray control, flicking, positioning, call outs, communication, teamwork, money management, and reaction time
Fish Diddler Dec 27, 2022 @ 8:41am 
hey, sorry I saw your profile and I just thought you looked cute in your picture, i really wanted to tell you that)) It's really rare to see girls playing video games haha! I don't know why its a guy thing honestly im like really against misogyny and like ill be the one in the kitchen making sandwiches. We should really play l4d2 sometime its a really cool zombie game with a lot of scary moments, but don't worry ill be there to protect you ;) sorry that wasnt flirting I swear Im just trying to be friendly I really like your profile picture sorry was that too far? Really sorry i'm really shy I don't go out much haha add me on skype we should talk more you look really cute and nice xxx
Anime is For Weebs Jul 9, 2022 @ 6:01pm 
This man ♥♥♥♥♥♥ a big bellied woman from africa. +rep:steamthumbsup:
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