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22 of 68 (32%) achievements earned:

Personal Achievements
Unlocked Jul 15, 2017 @ 10:56am

Let's Find Her

Reach the first crossroads.
Unlocked Jul 23, 2017 @ 8:43am

It's All Falling Down

Reach the second crossroads.
Unlocked Jul 27, 2017 @ 11:38am

No Turning Back

Reach the third crossroads.
Unlocked Jul 15, 2017 @ 11:17am

Embrace the Joy

Meet Buzzo.
Unlocked Jul 23, 2017 @ 8:32am

The Face of Blood

Meet the Red Skull Rando
Unlocked Jul 27, 2017 @ 10:59am

Happy Reunion

Save Buddy.
Unlocked Jul 23, 2017 @ 7:53am

Really? Hairmanity?

Kill the Men's Hair Club Presidents.
Unlocked Aug 4, 2017 @ 12:29pm

Bye, I Guess...

Race Columbo.
Unlocked Aug 4, 2017 @ 12:54pm

The End is Nigh

Welcome to Hell.
Unlocked Jul 15, 2017 @ 10:39am

Hint Guy

Recruit Terry Hints.
Unlocked Aug 4, 2017 @ 12:24pm

Many Swords Guy

Recruit Crisp Ladaddy.
Unlocked Jul 23, 2017 @ 8:02am

Red Hair Guy

Recruit Rooster Coleman.
Unlocked Jul 20, 2017 @ 10:34am

Drunk Guy

Recruit Olan Hyot.
Unlocked Jul 15, 2017 @ 11:07am

Annoying Guy

Recruit Nern Guan.
Unlocked Jul 23, 2017 @ 8:13am

Poop Guy

Recruit Percy Monsoon.
Unlocked Jul 23, 2017 @ 7:54am

Violated Guy

Recruit Fardy Hernandez.
Unlocked Aug 4, 2017 @ 11:59am

American Guy

Recruit Buffalo Van Dyke.
Unlocked Jul 25, 2017 @ 10:20am

Cat Guy

Recruit Yazan Barghouti.
Unlocked Jul 20, 2017 @ 11:03am

Wild Guy

Recruit Beastborn.
Unlocked Jul 27, 2017 @ 10:19am

Poke Guy

Recruit Ajeet Mandeep.
Unlocked Aug 4, 2017 @ 1:22pm


Finish with both arms.
Unlocked Aug 4, 2017 @ 1:24pm

Joyless End

It's too late to fight it...

I Love You Son

Kill all the Rouletters.


It can't be...

There's Something Fishy...

Find the Fishmen.

The Doctor is in the House

Kill the doctor.

Worth It

Learn the ways of the Bob Friday.

Look on the Brightside

Watch a well executed suicide.

The Champ is Here!

Break the Streak, win the title.

Arm-Shock 4 Life!

Win the tag titles.

Salvation Ends

Witness the fall of the Salvation Rangers.

Hot Snow

Reach the Snowy Peak.

Weekend Getaway

Find the relaxing researchers.

10-4 Good Buddy

Kill Satan.



Dirt Bag Guy

Recruit RT.

Headbutt Guy

Recruit Rage Ironhead.

Nipple Guy

Recruit Mad Dog.

Face First Guy

Recruit Shocklord.

Lady Guy

Recruit Queen Roger.

Fish Guy

Recruit Carp.

Lawyer Fish Guy

Recruit Harvey Alibastor.

Cool Dude Guy

Recruit Clint Olympic.

Mysterious Guy

Recruit Buckets.

Spear Guy

Recruit Tiger Man.

Sweaty Guy

Recruit Ollie Nickels.

Rhyming Bird Guy

Recruit Geese Thompson.

Party Guy

Recruit Dick Dickson.

Magic Guy

Recruit Jack.

Powerful Clothesline Guy

Recruit Sonny Backluwitz.

Bug Guy

Recruit Fly Minetti.

Art Guy

Recruit Garth.

Weird Guy

Recruit Bo Wyatt.

Super Drunk Guy

Recruit Birdie Hall.

Sorry Master

The birth of Red Skull.

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