My next trick's gonna be SIKH!

j/k
Hi, I'm a sophmore, gamer, book lover, aspie, and general weirdo from LA.

PC Specs:
Windows 7
6 GB RAM
Intel Core 2 Duo E8500 @ 3.16 GHz
Nvidia GeForce GT 330

I get bored with, and change my, profile name/icon often, so here are the names I'm most known as:
-ShadowDialga: My internet name for a lot of other places.
-Private Ribeye: A character I created with a friend, a hard-boiled t-bone steak detective
-Dancie Times: Random name, picture of Batboy
-Soi Sas: Youtube Poopy pun on Soy Sauce. Pic of Dale from KoTH as a nun
-cs_brick: Just a funny at the time faux-counter strike name I came up with for a portal 2 map and decided to keep for myself
-Mister Meh: Pic of the hipster from Cyanide and Happiness with his eyes closed shouting. A whiny-sounding "Meeeeeeeh!" was the sound that accompanied it in my head
-Facehammer the Fierce: Actual name of a boss I got in Torchlight
-Sir Pennyworth Featherbottom Eel: Picture of an MS-Painted Eel with a top hat, bow tie, monocle, cane, etc.
-F$cking B!tch Sheep: Based on a strange reaction from a friend to a joke I told
-Epic Dog Explosion: Name is an excerpt from a Cracked article on weird pets, the pic was one that accompanied it
-Bileh Mehbes: Inspired by a funny pic of everyone's favorite pitchman from the YTP Billy Maybes
-F2P Scum Autist: Not another one of my self-pitying put downs, but what some jerk called me during a round of Mann vs Machine. A bit harsh, no?
- ._. : from this MLP-related conversation:
9:06 PM - F2P Scum Autist: PLEASE TELL ME MORE ABOUT PORTUGAL
9:07 PM - CrabSkills: I don't know who Portugal pony is :( remind me?
9:11 PM - F2P Scum Autist: YOUR ICON
9:11 PM - F2P Scum Autist: ITS PORTUGAL
9:12 PM - CrabSkills: its fluttershy ._.
9:12 PM - F2P Scum Autist: ITS PORTUGAL
-Hanch Heel: Suggestion by my friend, from Youtube Poop Ya Know Fellas
-Unidentified Special Needs Child: Dale from KOTH shirtless on a log flume
-oh hello: Cute picture of 2 bugs having sex XD
-Fritz Da Talking Nazi Bear: Another from Cracked, a pic of a taxidermied bear
-:D
-F. W. Wuzzabear
-The JoJromancer: Based on my favorite YTP fad, JOJ
-Sir Alexander Brainsworth: My Halloween name: gentleman zombie!
-Slappy: Favorite DR2 boss
-PsyDuck: PSY with a duck's head
-John Spoderman: Dolan
-EMOS YUB: Convoluted in-joke
-Kesuke: Bizzare typo of Duke I made
-Lycanthropic Marmoset: I just don't know anymore...
-Senator Crawdad: Interrviewing a lobster
-Volvo: Volvo
-Obamasnow: Horrid caricature of obama as a pimp
-Colonel Dollah: Hilarious thing I found on r/gaming
-UNITIИU: One of my favorite memes
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-Fall☢ut Boy: Vault Boy from Fallout
-Plutonius: Screaming doll from Little Inferno
-Little Beanie Man: Cute little fetus drawing from Matt Bors
-Bleating-Heart Liberal: Impossible lame pun of a goat
-Pancho: Farchie Archie character
-Beeznuts: Beez nuts!
-RapEvan: Move capitalization one letter up

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