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You have to get the reference, bro!

Bennett Harnischjager

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Indie dev from Arizona.

Log of Epic:
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Dr. Prof. R3TR0 R3AP3R PhD.: i found a website that can record podcasts easily and post them to itunes
11th Dr. (Balaclavas are cool): BAH
Dr. Prof. R3TR0 R3AP3R PhD.: it can post it to itunes or as rss file
11th Dr. (Balaclavas are cool): BAH
Dr. Prof. R3TR0 R3AP3R PhD.: so that people with android can listen!
11th Dr. (Balaclavas are cool): BAH
11th Dr. (Balaclavas are cool): I'M A SHEEP, MOTHERFUCKER
Dr. Prof. R3TR0 R3AP3R PhD.: BAAAAAAAAAAAAH
11th Dr. (Balaclavas are cool): BAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH
11th Dr. (Balaclavas are cool): BAHHHHHHAHAHAHAH
Dr. Prof. R3TR0 R3AP3R PhD.: Im Bane.
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|SMM| The Chief: DA FUCK IS YOUR PROBLEM YOU STUPID CHEEZE MONKEY
|SMM| Blacksmith: *Cries quietly*
|SMM| The Chief: BWAAAAHAHA
|SMM| The Chief : A
|SMM| Blacksmith: E
|SMM| The Chief: i o u?
|SMM| Blacksmith ONE BILLION DOLLARS *Pinky to lip*
|SMM| The Chief: *Pinky to tear duct*
|SMM| Blacksmith: *Epic Trollface*
|SMM| The Chief: 18.5 google dolars *pinky to hooker's breast*
|SMM| Blacksmith: 18.5 googplex EUROS. Thats ~25% extra. FOREX TRADIN
|SMM| The Chief: Square?
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|SMM| Tactical Mofo: log of epic?
|SMM| ßlacksmith: Yah
...
|SMM| ßlacksmith: Read both of them?
|SMM| Tactical Mofo: yah. and i wasnt in them :(
|SMM| ßlacksmith: SAY SOMETHING RANDOM, MOTHERFUCKER
|SMM| Tactical Mofo: but but the chesse.. :'(
|SMM| Tactical Mofo: nine the chesse needs to be opened
|SMM| Tactical Mofo: !
|SMM| ßlacksmith: GOOD ENOUGH
|SMM| Tactical Mofo: did u open the chesse yet c:
|SMM| ßlacksmith: Yes, Yes I did
|SMM| Tactical Mofo: then why are u talking you should of died
|SMM| Tactical Mofo: WTF MOM IT DIDNT WORK!
|SMM| ßlacksmith: Your puny chesse powers have no effect on me >:D
|SMM| Tactical Mofo: and obama i gave one to him but i dont think hes dead yet
|SMM| ßlacksmith: He IS dead. THAT's just a robot SURROGATE.
|SMM| ßlacksmith: CONSPIRACY
|SMM| Tactical Mofo: HOLY FUCKING SHIT IM GOING TO TELL THE WOLRD *JUMPS OUT WINDOW* DIES*
|SMM| ßlacksmith: This just in: Troll living in mom's basement jumps out of pointless underground window, falls into random underground pit. More at Eleven.
|SMM| Tactical Mofo: IM STILL ALIVE MOTHERFUDGERS
5 Seconds later...
|SMM| ßlacksmith: One question: How did you die without dieing?
SMM| Tactical Mofo: im a robot sex machine?
|SMM| ßlacksmith: OH GOD YOUR A SURROGATE TOO
|SMM| Tactical Mofo: or that
|SMM| ßlacksmith: *Jumps out window* *Dies from 2 foot fall*
|SMM| Tactical Mofo: BF3 !!!! :D
|SMM| ßlacksmith: I can't stop laughing XD
|SMM| Tactical Mofo: WHY?
|SMM| ßlacksmith: You're a robot sex machine
|SMM| Tactical Mofo: i thought everyone was! WTF!!
|SMM| ßlacksmith: Bro...
|SMM| Tactical Mofo: yes C:
|SMM| ßlacksmith: If you're a sex machine...
|SMM| ßlacksmith: Then wtf is your penis. Rubber Dick?
|SMM| Tactical Mofo: a 20 in double ended dildo
|SMM| ßlacksmith: Double ended? WTF DOES THE OTHER END DO?


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Fevix Apr 19, 2013 @ 3:21pm 
Regarding your addon found here: http://steamcommunity.com/sharedfiles/filedetails/?id=132048962

The "|" character cannot be used in any filename. Because your addon has a | in its name, it cannot be used by anyone. Please fix this, this looks like a great map.
|SMM| ßlacksmith Apr 29, 2012 @ 11:48pm 
Got either scammed or lag-glitched into a weird no item history scattergun in TF2.

Now people are accusing of scamming and apparently are going to file a steam rep complaint against me. I have evidence that it isn't a scam, but noone would even look at it. I am seriously pissed. I have several high-cost titles on my steam library, and much money funneled into TF2. Do they really think I would risk all that for 2 keys? That's not even what I payed to get the S. Scattergun that glitched out and turned into this ugly mess. I just didn't want to get ripped off. Only one guy actually understood that it was actually glitched, and he wasn't just some idiotic 11 year old, either. He didn't accept because he knew people wouldn't buy it off of him for the same reasons I might get freakin banned for scamming. UGH, I hate my horrid, horrid, luck. Also, removed my clan tag because it was starting to look ugly.

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Scrap Metal Militia

An alliance of scrapbanking, crafting, medic players, and general TF2 stuff. We accept all players who want to join, and we host random stock map and trading nights and clan battles. If you would like to join, contact |SMM| Angelus Mortiss, and for clan battles, contact |SMM| Blacksmith. We are mainly U.S./Euro based, but we welcome international players. If you live in Western Asia, the Middle East, or Africa, you will have high pings to any events we host. Please contact clan administrators about events, clan positions, etc.

Have a great day, and we hope to see you online!

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Amazing fast paced Uber-high skill level action. Small balancing issues, but otherwise a great title and one only for players with good MINDS, not snobby 11 year olds...

Leave a comment December 12th, 2012 @ 5:12pm

ANOTHER FUCKING CoD WANNABE OH JOY *Died*

Leave a comment December 12th, 2012 @ 5:09pm

The M982 Excalibur. A guided 105mm HEAT shell so precise, it can fly through a window and hit a target inside. But in this? Oh, we'll just spam 'em around and see if shit dies. Obvious CoD wannabe. Uber meh.

Leave a comment December 7th, 2012 @ 3:42pm