The grapling hook fails to catch, even after repeated attempts to land it between the rocks on the shore. As you pull the rope and hook back on-board, you look downstream and see that the waterfall isn't far! Your great-uncle is still passed out, and those rocks are out of reach now. Time is short; you need to make a decision.







- To jump into the rapids and try to swim for shore, turn to page 36.
- To brace yourself and ride the waterfall, turn to page 48.
- To take the easy way out and perform an impromptu self-trepanation with the grapling hook, turn to page 61.
- To mercifully tie a rock to your great-uncle and throw him overboard as an anchor, turn to page 7.
- To meditate and hope for a really short road to nirvana (like, fifteen seconds,) turn to page 55.

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