Feel the wrath of Canadian lumber, Gentlemen!

Jerry Wasdyke

New Jersey, United States 

A towel is about the most massively useful thing an interstellar hitchhiker can have. Partly it has great practical value - you can wrap it around you for warmth as you bound across the cold moons of Jaglan Beta; you can lie on it on the brilliant marble-sanded beaches of Santraginus V, inhaling the heady sea vapours; you can sleep under it beneath the stars which shine so redly on the desert world of Kakrafoon; use it to sail a mini raft down the slow heavy river Moth; wet it for use in hand-to- hand-combat; wrap it round your head to ward off noxious fumes or to avoid the gaze of the Ravenous Bugblatter Beast of Traal (a mindboggingly stupid animal, it assumes that if you can't see it, it can't see you - daft as a bush, but very ravenous); you can wave your towel in emergencies as a distress signal, and of course dry yourself off with it if it still seems to be clean enough.

why hello there

 

KrewL RaiN posted on May 03, 2010 @ 2:35pm

your stabbys has a trippy background, kasjgkjfdhgkjhf

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This game is not special through its simplicity, but through its artistic ability to convey the ominous world around you as it is played. I have never played a more eerie 2-D game. I strongly recommend this game, especially at its low price.

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This game has the neatest, most intuitive spell-casting. Also, it is hilarious every time it is played.

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