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12 of 32 (38%) achievements earned:

Personal Achievements
Unlocked Nov 13, 2016 @ 4:09pm

The Best Man

Get married with the best man on the altar.
Unlocked Nov 13, 2016 @ 4:16pm

Smokey the Dad

Only you can prevent kitchen fires.
Unlocked Feb 4, 2014 @ 10:01pm

Secret Shopper

Get the Sports Johnson cereal before the lady puts it in her cart.
Unlocked Feb 4, 2014 @ 10:07pm

Unacceptable Purchase!

You're the Earl of Lemondad.
Unlocked Nov 13, 2016 @ 4:43pm

Person-al Shopper

Help all of the shoppers fill their carts.
Unlocked Nov 13, 2016 @ 4:34pm

Oh Captain, My Captain

Visit with several of your crewmen while dressed as the captain.
Unlocked Jan 31, 2014 @ 12:56am

Stay True to Yourself

Sneak to the cafeteria without the use of a disguise.
Unlocked Jan 31, 2014 @ 12:00am

Dancing in the Dark

Complete the Deep Sea dance challenge without missing a step.
Unlocked Feb 4, 2014 @ 10:42pm

Secrets of the Deep

Reveal the pride of the aquarium's jellyfish collection.
Unlocked Nov 13, 2016 @ 4:20pm

No Cutsies

We have rules for a reason.
Unlocked Jan 31, 2014 @ 12:38am

Au Naturel

Nothing left to hide.
Unlocked Jan 31, 2014 @ 1:04am

World's Best Dad

Beat the game.

Be the Controller

Connect and play using a game controller.

Trickshot-gun wedding

Throw the ring onto Scarlet's finger from a distance.

Domino Dynamo

They were just lined up so perfectly...

Trim Your Moustache

Get sucked into the riding mower.

The Secret Gardener

Orange no-thumbs are the new green thumbs.

Band of Blubbers

Rescue five of your brethren from an awful fate.

Cod of Duty

The fishslap is the ultimate insult.

Around the World in Several Seconds

Complete the World of Kelp globe game in less than 30 seconds.

Head Otter

Wear the sea otter head.

The Hero they Deserve

Manage to rescue more than 15 kelp in the World of Kelp otter game.

Amazonian Antagonist

In the jungle, you survive by any means necessary. Even cheating.

Dunk Tank

Come on and slam and welcome to the Amazon.

Poor Workplace Etiquette

Go the extra mile in ruining the break room (and Joe's reputation).

Everybody Loves Joe

Make the rounds as the aquarium's resident socialite shark.

Silent But Dadly

Sneak past the biologist in the mens room before creating a diversion in the break room.

Stairs with Attitude

Climb the escalators in less than 30 seconds.

Independent Woman

Scarlet plugs all of the cafeteria fountain spouts without your help.

Number 1 Dad

Beat the game without losing.

Number 100 Dad

Die more than 100 times in a playthrough.
17 / 100

Dadliest Wardrobe

Collect all ties in the game.
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