Caitlin   Colorado, United States
"As far as love is concerned, possession, power, fusion, and disenchantment are the Four Horsemen of the Apocalypse." - Zygmunt Bauman

"This is shit tier Sass. God tier Sass has birds with arms as her profile picture." - Realdeal ;(

Team Fortress 2 inventory is for sale, I guess.

"Minion" - Today at 1:29 PM
I'm trying to get them struck by lightning for bullying me and my friends

Festive "Minion" RIP Computer: Sass is trying to annihilate me


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デーモン Gamb Apr 24 @ 9:53am 
Zebra Apr 24 @ 1:46am 
I hope they know that I'm being completely serious and I dab like a fucking pro. I learned from only the masters who have graduated college by only their pure will to dab. I come from an elite family of assassins who will stop at nothing to make sure anyone who dabs incorrectly will, in fact, be eliminated. There are no obstacles, nothing at all in my way to bring the Dab Queen. No, not a Trap Queen, not a Drag Queen, but the highest rank of all, the Dab Queen. I can end your life with a swift movement of my dab, and that's not a prank. You think you're original with your 'dank memes' and 'Peep' jokes? Well, you've been proven wrong by me, and only me, the Dab Pro. Not everyone can meet my price when it comes to my hitdab service, and the lowest amount of money I will take is $89,627.34.
Zebra Apr 24 @ 1:45am 
Those who have stepped up and paid me to eliminate someone with the power of pushing my delicate forehead into my powerful elbow were never dissatisfied with my work. I always bring their life to an end with no more than a single dab.
Zebra Apr 7 @ 5:29pm 
+rep dab
Realdeal987 Mar 21 @ 8:00pm 
-Rep Widow main
デーモン Gamb Mar 21 @ 6:56pm 
Hawaiian pizza, representing all the major foodgroups (save coffee, which doesn't go on pizza anyway), is obviously the most supremely complete nutrition source known to man. The whole "Hawaiian pizza is awful and people who like it are dumb" thing is a Chinese-Israeli joint psyop to sabotage the health of the American people by decreasing consumption of Hawaiian pizza, and is solely responsible for the American obesity epidemic. If you don't like Hawaiian pizza, donate so I can set up a deprogramming course for brainwashed individuals like yourself