Salem
 
 
About Me
~Former Combat Engineer (RAE) in the 4th Combat Engineer Regiment, Trained with the 20th Explosive Ordnance Disposal Squadron, Avid supporter of Militarism and somewhat National Service.

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Some of the most amazing people i know

Epiphany
What a nerd.
Space
Give me free unusuals.
Classy
Shitty med mains.
Jai
Hottest nurse AU.
Tris
Because he's into kinky things.
A last shoutout to a few amazing people who i know that shall be unnamed and also all the men and women are have served including the KIA, MIA and WIA.

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Team Fortress 2 Competitive History
Highlander
UGC S14 AUS/NZ Steel - Francium | Core Medic | 12th Place
UGC S15 AUS/NZ Steel - Macchiato: The Team | Core Medic | 8th Place
UGC S16 AUS/NZ Steel - Macchiato: The Team | Sub Medic | 5th Place
UGC S17 AUS/NZ Steel - Tiger Mafia | Sub Medic/Scout | 1st Place
UGC S18 AUS/NZ Steel - Bacon Ascending | Sub Medic | 1st Place
UGC S19 AUS/NZ Plat - Lovable 8 | Sub Medic | 4th Place

6's
UGC S19 AUS/NZ - Nine Inch Males | Sub Medic | 7th Place

OWL 13 - Show Me Your Crits | Core Medic | Disbanded

4s
UGC S4 AUS/NZ - Corrupt | Core Fuck-Around | 9th Place
UGC S5 AUS/NZ - Jamaican Bobsled Team | Sub Fuck-Around | 13th Place
UGC S6 AUS/NZ - Killuminati | Sub | 5th Place

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Notable Quotes and Shit


Chase: Where is the medics dispenser?

Modus: Why are they so many asian languages, in the end they all mean rice

Assassin Krasha: Scourge your my new role model

hairybeermonster : dude you have issues , maybe you got raped as a kid, ok , but thats not our fauolt

Chase: but i don't want to bang the alien

Axios: I'm pretty sure Greenish is into BDSM

Rainlord: Time to die, UGC Scourge. Fucking cunthead.

Skye: focus Gooch, he's fucked in the head

Salem: ez game
Shady: ik holy fuck
Shady: that was like
Shady: soggy cereal division

A Daewoo Lanos: The only thing Kathy can calculate is the distance between her plate and her mouth when it comes to food.

Ellix: you should work for maccas
Ellix: they can start putting more salt on their fries

CakBud has renamed their Taunt: The Balloonibouncer to Salem
CakBud: now i can ride you

∝ Epiphany: I was lookin for kids ok



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Tom Hanks 18 hours ago 
Wheres my child support payments
♥classy♥ 18 hours ago 
shhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh
Pancake Doge Jul 18 @ 6:46pm 
+rep STOP BEING HOT
☮ Epiphany Jun 11 @ 4:21pm 
Congrats on mod Salame.
Tom Hanks Jun 5 @ 11:21pm 
+rep good at huniepop
Space. Jun 2 @ 11:17pm 
+rep Can roast and make Weebs cry cause they cant Git Gud.