hooli
New York, New York, United States
yo
Woke up this morning 5:30 sharp with a blowjob from two bitches, one was trying to fit my humongous 3 pound balls in her mouth while the other was choking halfway on my 18 and 3/8 inch dick. Must have came about a quart of sperm. They wanted more, cockslapped them unconcious, I had to hit the gym. Frontflipped from my 14th floor loft into my valet parked 2012 Ferrari (I got connexions) and gave the valet 3000$ in loose change. Pushed my shit to about 4 hundo (mph, mind you) and I was at the gym in no time. When I entered, the room scent suddenly changed from sweat to wet pussy. That’s just the effect I have on hoes. Did my usual relax routine, 6000 push-ups, 8500 crunches, bench pressed 30 plates, etc. etc. you know the drill. After doing my shit in 16 minutes, my super strong senses got in action, I was smelling pussy. I looked up, and sure enough this fly honey was coming towards me. When i say fly, I mean that bitch was fine as a fucking umbrella. 18 years old, 44DD titties on a tight fucking frame. I mean a real skinny bitch, the type you jack off to, she didn’t weigh more than 5 pounds. Took out my trouser monster and she started to squirt hard, she was convulsing and having 6 orgasms at the same time. Then I gave it to her while all the guys were giving me high fives and all the hoes were on the floor squirting like motherfucking fountains. Made the bitch beg for my cum, but I didn’t give it to her to prove a point, I still came but only compressed air came out, imagine your best orgasm, then multiply it by 35. Didn’t say nothing, hopped back in the Lambo and went back home. Now I’m sitting here, drinking 15 000$ champagne and eating gold plated sushis made by the 2 bitches from earlier. It’s only 6:30 and I did more in 1 hour than everyone will do in their whole life. I SHIT KARMA, out.

If you'd like my company you're likely to find me in this mumble server: gangstagangpub.murmur.nfoservers.com:9570

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=PB=HydroDD May 23, 2013 @ 8:05am 
+1 rep, fast trader with nice prices
BafTac @ Linux May 23, 2013 @ 7:17am 
+ rep, fast and nice trader!
Noona✿ | Teamfortress.TV Apr 12, 2013 @ 10:06pm 
Made me smile with that steam bio. :)
epok Apr 2, 2013 @ 12:41am 
toten is in UGC plastic so i dont think what he says is 4real
D-man Mar 19, 2013 @ 6:36pm 
Hey there I'm a friend of Toten's and he mentioned your 6's team disbanding, if you don't have a medic in mind I'm available after this HL season is over.
God :3 LF players Feb 23, 2013 @ 10:04pm 
the deed is done
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