Where Wins are Epic, and Fails are Also Epic

Small clan mostly centered in Oregon. We wouldn't mind other members - actually, we'll need them in order to make the universe a place of Win and Joyous Occasions. We created this clan because we didn't want to be absorbed into the conglomeration of other clans, but hey, feel free to become absorbed! Our hivemind will welcome you with endorphins and a small, portable brain slug. Be sure to carry this with you wherever you go - it is vital for our plans of making the world a place of Win and Joyous Occasions! All glory and honor to the EpicWin hivemind, in all its gooey orange glory!

...But seriously, as long as you don't play irritating music over voicechat, whine every time you get killed, or try to grief people, you're free to join