"In the end all love is selfish." - Morrigan from Dragon Age
"Feeling is by accident. Stroking is on purpose." - Connor Doc
Me: That was the best thing I ever did in my life. Shchphinkterr: What did you do? Me: I poisoned the Hoothoot.
"I'm gunna make you hate, cuz you ain't me." - Eminem
Princess Leia: "I love you." Han Solo: "I know."
Kid: "Spencer do you like it there?" Spenny: "No, I don't. And no hitting in the pee pee."
"Quiet! My baby's sleepin'." - Steve Garubba
"I twisted the knife, opened your eyes." - Pendulum
Turkish: You take sugar? Brick Top: No thank you, Turkish. I'm sweet enough. - Snatch
"If i throw a dog a bone i don't want to know if it tastes good or not." - Brick Top from Snatch
"Oh God no." - Spenny
"I know that i can help you, i just don't fucking want to." - Pendulum
Spenny: "Why am i always on the bottom?" Kenny: "i have diarrhea." Kenny: "What if i made diarrhea in your face right now? What would you do?" Spenny: "You would be bald." Kenny: "Why would i be bald?" Spenny: "Because i would tear every hair out of your fucking body and your head." - KvS
"It's not rape if you say surprise." - Some Very Funny Person
"A pedicure won't change the score but all of this will fade." - Stone Temple Pilots
"If you should die before me ask if you can bring a friend." - Stone Temple Pilots
"Up Gunta!! Up!!!" - Jim Jeffries
"Yeah! Yeah! Yeah!!" - Connor Doc
"Nut up or shut up." - Tallahassee from Zombieland
"You can't rape the willing." - Samantha Moss
"Blow me silly and call me a horse!" - Connor Doc
"Eat my shit!" - Connor Doc
"Shut up Dad!! Party all night!!" - Connor Doc
"The question is, did a baby carrot turn into a cucumber?" - Steve Garruba.
"Don't lose your dinosaur." - Mr. Doeback, Step Borthers.
"If we wake up in the morning, then we'll know we're not dead" - Randy Marsh, South Park.
"Some days you just can't get rid of a bomb" - 60's Batman.
"We're all just fuckin' babies" - Spenny from KvS.