PSN ID: Robotnick102

Imagine. I want you to imagine a place. A place so beautiful that you'd never want to leave, now actually put yourself in that dream. That can be yours if you buy a timeshare, but I'm not selling a timeshare. I'm selling something much better. Imagine in your future timeshare that there is a familiy. Your family. Your new family. With a dog, a husband, and............wait for it.................. your very own baby. That's right, a baby. You know you've wanted a baby for the longest of time, but WHERE do you put it? No one knows. How do YOU take care of it? No one knows. That's where we come in. TimeBabies Inc. is a family owned company that not only lets you own your very own baby, but we also only let you keep them for a few months at a time. Think of it, your baby, the way you want in, BUT you only have to watch it for as little as 1 month a year! Enrollment is 1999.99 per month, but the sacrifice is worth it to have your own child who doesnt always have to annoy the shit out of you. Think of yourself today and think of your future. Invest in Timeshare Babies TODAY!

F.A.Q
1. What happens to my child after my time is up for the year?
Well Anne(I've taken the liberty to call you all Anne), our service is based around a strict flow of babies. Once your time is up, simple, your baby is simply rotated to another loving person that also invested in your baby here at TimeBabies Inc, but don't fret. In a years time your baby will be right back in your loving, caring arms.

2. What happens if my baby is injured, maimed, and/or killed while in their custody?
Well Anne, dont worry. This is a common concern for most investors these day and we have a simple answer to that question. Don't worry. Yes, we may have these difficulties happen quite frequently( mainly due to the packaging and shipping of the babies), BUT if they are hurt then we'll provide emergency medical care. Simply, mail them back to us with the Proof of Purcase and you'll have your own child back before you can say "stillbirth". Also, if you baby is killed in the custody of our other fine customers, then please mail a complaint letter along with the remaining body and/or body parts of your once alive baby. If we find this death to be unsatisfactory to you, then we'll replace your dead baby with a new one within 6-8 buisness weeks.

3. What if I'm so satisfied purchase, that I want to donate more?
Well then Anne, if you are more than satisfied with your purchase, then please, leave us your E-mail Account (password included), credit card info, social security #, and a copy of your ID and Birth Certificate. When you have aquired all of the above, then please mail it to us in a manilla envelope to our buisness adress.

Thank you for your patience and please, once again, consider investing in TimeBabies Inc.