River
Boca Raton, Florida, United States
 
 
strict no loser zone








G2B Lüt: myk?
Kyrie.twg! LF Pregame: who's that?

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p>llux: i
p>llux: like
p>llux: big
p>llux: weiner
p>llux: what

witness: im a fucking tick on your dick dude you cant get rid of me

River:
myk: LOL
myk: i needa buy that
River: this fucking
River: costed 5 dollars
myk: i hope youre proud of yourself ROFL
River: i hate my life

dooter : anyone wanna do edibals

*ready steady pan*
River : did the golden pan distraction strat help
bauwl : that was our objective the whole time

mmry: no
mmry: i sexually identify as a nail
mmry: u cant screw me

9:52 PM - cyclowns: drop 4 times on vanguard :thinking:
9:52 PM - Kyrie.twg!: but did I drop when it mattered?

p0lllux: @casTF2 you like big chimpanzee up ur butt
casTF2: @p0lllux u wish
RiverTF: stop this bm

Chocc: I came here for real tiddies not drawings

memory: ok
memory: I'm quitting tf2 for good
memory is now Online.
hyon: u said that last week
memory: do u wanna play on my silver teams
memory: yes or no

Snake: https://gfycat.com/NearVigilantJackal
River: stop
River: sin
Snake: Get the holy water.
River: †
River: my christian eyes
River: they burn

witnesstf2 : river is a nut
crabf : 82 pt pyro rofl what
cyclowns : wtf
cyclowns : pyro top score
ItsChicobo : Pyro top points? question mark?
osiris_tf : When pyros arent brain dead alwsys spy chacking they can do work
ItsChicobo : River how did you get those frags
Karl_Sagan : the pyro
Karl_Sagan : what the fuck
ItsChicobo : The Pyro tied for top score
crabf : karl wehjy didnt u just get river for ur pyro
duchesss_ : How do you let a pyro do 340 dpm and get 29 frags
bbctaz : 29 pyro frags???
bbctaz : what
crabf : who did the pyro farm
Karl_Sagan : 340 dmg
duchesss_ : 28 and 12
Karl_Sagan : he killed everyone evenly
ItsChicobo : he killed every class at least twice
crabf : oh wow his kill spread is even
Karl_Sagan : why is he so much better at the game than everyone else?
Currently Online
Items Up For Trade
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Trades Made
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Market Transactions
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eat pant
ringme pyro any div if im available

steel pyro for perfection carries more than dwayne johnson - ugc HL season 19

steel pyro for pause reality - ugc HL season 20

platinum pyro for xo highlander - ugc HL season 21

platinum pyro for ignorant by nature - ugc HL season 22 (week 1-5)

silver pyro for gotta blast - ugc HL season 22 (week 6-9 - 5th place)

silver pyro for there we go! - ugc HL season 23 (week 1-5)

silver pyro sub for aesthetic - ugc HL season 23 (2nd place)

silver pyro for :thinking: - ugc HL season 24

steel medic for too close to touch - ugc 6s season 22

platinum roster ride on cloud commitee - ugc 6s season 24

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steel medic for pretty little thing - ugc 4s season 9

silver pyro/medic for pause reality - ugc 4s season 10 (1st place)

gold pyro/medic for pause reality - ugc 4s season 11

gold pyro for 4 angry men - ugc 4s season 12

gold pyro for 4 angry men - ugc 4s season 13 (current team)

scout for huge dinosaur attacks japan - ready steady pan season 3 (current team)

ugc [www.ugcleague.com]
logs [logs.tf]
sizzling stats [sizzlingstats.com]
steam rep [steamrep.com]
backpack [backpack.tf]
i upload dumb clips here

Recent Activity

0.2 hrs on record
last played on Dec 18
5,735 hrs on record
last played on Dec 17
295 hrs on record
last played on Dec 15
Ink Nov 23 @ 10:41pm 
<3
osiris Nov 20 @ 7:12am 
20-5 #platdemosneverforget
PPP.Rick lfs plat Nov 18 @ 3:49pm 
Mge?
mud "cream" pie Nov 10 @ 7:49pm 
plat*
mud "cream" pie Nov 10 @ 7:49pm 
talks shit about my TFCL badge when all he has is UGC steel badges and he says he’s PLAT. no play badges
Medi-Dog Oct 25 @ 11:14pm 
Holy shit, I found you. You box loving fucker.