THEY'RE EATTING HER, AND THEN THEY'RE GOING TO EAT ME!
Gentlemen, Mentlegen, Hitlers and Herpderps. Today is the day that I create a group. This group is not like any other group. This group.. THIS GROUP SHALL BE SO EPIC IT WILL ONLY HAVE ONE MEMBER!. And that be me. YARR HARR BITCHES. :>.
Dat Aids is a fine military training grounds, training only in the art of skill, awesome, and the ancient chinese secret of "HERP DERP". I of course (The one the only, yours truely, Riku) am the leader, Lieutenant, Master Sergeant, Brigadier Philosoraptor Jeebus, of this fine manly group. Our daily schedule is Barrel Rolls for negative thirteen seconds, induldge in fine cousine (Croutons, all day, everyday) every half-a-second, and then I do manly things : An example would be, for instance, make a stache-cycle appear out of nowhere, from my manly Mustache and then ride into the sunset. What you are reading or you may not be reading, could infact be a waste of your time. This OR your eyes have melted into microwaved icecream. (Dat Aids is not responsible for any injuries that may have accured while reading our summary. Thank you for understanding, and go die)
PART TWO OF THE EPIC SUMMARY :
DERPDERPDERPDERPDERP
Tl;dr - Go die faggit, This is not a game, this is real, THIS IS WHEEL OF FORTUNE FAGGITS.
As mentioned above, I live off of croutons. They supply me with 5% more awesomeness, the rest is natural awesome. DAT AIDS's favorite drink : RED DRANK, I don't care if you don't know what it is, it's damned tasty. Red Drank contains : WATER, RED, AND SUGAR.
Aidsaidsaasdi;jafdg. HERE AT DAT AIDS's HQ, WE ENJOY A FINE STREAM OF BARBIE GIRL, MY LITTLE PONEY, AND OF COURSE MOTLEY CRUE. 24/9, All day, and on days that end with Y and Xilofefone.
This one time I accidentally my phone, it fell into the ninth dimension due to it being a faggit and having a calculator. It knew I needed to test things. I divided by 0, and shit got real.
I would tell you more about Dat Aids HQ, but then I would have to gouge out your eyes with a wooden cereal spoon. And so I will.
Dat Aids really has no purpose, but all the purpose in the world. We protect your toast, and yet we don't charge protection tax/fee. You can thank us later for saving your toast from peanut butter. GOD HELP YOU IF YOU PUT PEANUT BUTTER ON YOUR TOAST, WE WILL COME TO YOUR HOUSE AND BASH YOUR ARMS IN WITH OUR MIGHTY TOASTER HANDS. Youspinmerightroundafdjafdlk. Dat Aids keeps you safe from the crab people, even the mole people. We're the people 5 hours too early for the rave. WE ARE. DAT AIDS. And by we I mean me. Don't fuck with scuttlebug.
Dat Aids is not meant to offend you in any way, but at the same time, we are quite offensively-defensive. HEEEEEEEERPPPPP.





