Personal Achievements:

Sight Beyond Sight: Correctly determine what aweful picture was linked to you without opening the URL.

Get off my Lawn!: Rage at a younger gamer because they have no idea what gaming was like "Back in your day" and then promptly feel old.

Teenage Mutant Ninja Engi: Get five dominations as engineer while set up in the DC Basement.

Hax!: Be accused of using an aimbot on your Level 3 Sentry Gun.

Troll Science: Your teleporter in the enemy intel room lead to three captures.

Nope: Shield an ally with Kayle's ultimate and stop four enemy ultimates from killing them.

You Must be New Here: Cause new members of doublefort to rage after being introduced to your basement sentry.