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Unlocked Aug 12 @ 5:09am

Steroid Jackson

Complete any level with Steroid Jackson.
Unlocked Aug 12 @ 5:09am

Wharf

Defeat the Wharf level. What's up with that dude wearing shades at night?
Unlocked Aug 12 @ 5:16am

Playmore Park

Defeat the Playmore Park level. There are kids out there that want to play on the slide!
Unlocked Aug 12 @ 5:08am

Corpse Thrower

Defeat 1 enemy by throwing the helpless, flailing body of a second enemy at him.
Unlocked Aug 12 @ 5:19am

Grave Digger

Defeat an enemy on the Cemetery Level with a shovel.



Dr. Karate

Complete any level with Dr. Karate.

Dr. Karate Foot Power

Defeat 25 enemies using Dr. Karate's Flash Kick.

Dr. Karate Kick Master

Defeat 25 enemies using Dr. Karate's Crane Kick.

The Beekeeper

Complete any level with the Beekeeper.

The Beekeeper Fatal Sting

Defeat 25 enemies using the Beekeeper's Tornado Kick.

The Beekeeper Mega Swarm

Defeat 25 enemies using the Beekeeper's bees.

Hella Fistgerald

Complete any level with Hella Fistgerald.

Hella Derby Smash

Defeat 25 enemies using Hella Fistgerald's Slide Sweep Attack.

Hella Heart Breaker

Convert 25 enemies using Hella Fistgerald's Flirtatious Kiss Attack.

Steroid Jackson Back Breaker

Defeat 25 enemies using Steroid Jackson's Backbreaker.

Steroid Jackson Andro Stomp

Defeat 25 enemies using Steroid Jackson's Stomp.

O'Grady

Complete any level with O'Grady.

O'Grady Stun Gun Happy

Defeat 25 enemies using O'Grady's Stun Gun Attack.

O'Grady Boot + Face

Defeat 25 enemies using O'Grady's Riot Kick Attack.

Kid Justice

Complete any level with Kid Justice.

Kid Justice Bully Beatdown

Defeat 25 enemies using Kid Justice's Flash Dive Attack.

Kid Justice Schoolyard Smash

Defeat 25 enemies using Kid Justice's Eye Gouge Attack.

De Capitan

Complete any level with De Capitan.

De Capitan Low Blow

Defeat 25 enemies using De Capitan's Leg Sweep Attack.

De Capitan Masked Avenger

Defeat 25 enemies using De Capitan's Superman Punch Attack.

Preston Endicott

Complete any level with Preston Endicott.

Preston Endicott Tornado Kick

Defeat 25 enemies using Preston Endicott's Tornado Kick.

Preston Endicott Classy Headbutt

Defeat 25 enemies using Preston Endicott's Headbutt Attack.

Bad Trip

Collect the following items: 25 Mushrooms

Vegetarian Chef

Collect the following items: 2 Tomatoes, 2 Eggplants, 2 Ears of Corn, 2 Carrots, 2 Green Peppers

So Thirsty

Collect the following items: 10 Spunk Colas, 5 Sporty Spunk Drinks

Zombie Survival Kit

Collect the following items: 2 First Aid Kits, 3 D Batteries, 2 Walkie Talkies, 1 Flashlight, 1 Duct Tape, 1 Pocket Knife

Cheese Head

Collect the following items: 5 Pieces of Cheese

Salsa Party

Collect the following items: 3 Tomatoes, 5 Chilli Peppers, 1 Garlic Clove

Junk Food Glutton

Collect the following items: 1 Spunk Cola, 1 Cupcake, 1 Muffin, 1 Cheesecake, 1 Icecream Sandwich

Picnic Time

Collect the following items: 3 Spunk Sodas, 2 Watermelons, 2 Hotdogs, 2 Hamburgers

Fruit Kicker

Collect the following items: 100 Pieces of Fruit

Hapless Romantic

Collect the following items: 2 Perfumes, 2 Bottles of Wine, 2 Rings, 1 Red Rose

Coffee Shop Hipster

Collect the following items: 1 Spunk Coffee, 5 Books, 1 Pair of Glasses

Hoarder

Collect 100 unique items.

King Street

Defeat the King Street level. You're a real tough guy.

Side Scroller

Defeat all of the sidescrolling chase levels. Maybe you should try some Canabalt.

Hijackers Beware

Defeat all of the hijacked delivery truck levels. And capitalism is restored!

Nude Beach

Defeat the Nude Beach level. We're sorry for putting you through that.

Anarchy Way

Defeat the Anarchy Way level. Extra points for curb stomping anarchists.

Subway Gas Attack

Defeat the Subway Gas Attack level. Cultists. Can't trust 'em.

Orchards

Defeat the Orchards level. And, no, there is not a hidden, apple-picking mini-game.

6th Street Blockade

Defeat the 6th Street Blockade level. Good-for-nothing riot cops.

Dry Viaduct

Defeat the Dry Viaduct level. This city could use some gentrification.

Bill's Storage

Defeat the Bill's Storage level. We wanted to bid on locker #5. Too late now.

Warehouse

Defeat the Warehouse level. Don't get distracted by men in suspenders.

Dracogen Lab

Defeat the Dracogen Lab level. No stopping for science experiments.

Battle Royal

Defeat the Battle Royal level. You're a regular Bob Backlund.

Stripper Town

Defeat the Stripper Town level. We won't ask any questions.

Helicopters

Defeat the Helicopters level. Pat youself on the back. You're fighting entire armies now.

Subway Pass

Defeat all 5 subway levels. How green of you to take mass transit.

Take Out The Trash

Defeat 5 Enemies by throwing trash at them. If this game had money, you'd also get a citation for throwing garbage all over the streets of our fair city.

Foreign Object

Defeat 50 Enemies using bats, mauls, or shovels. No reason to fight fair in Fist Puncher.

Fuel Efficient Smack Down

Show that all those hours at the gym paid off. Defeat 1 enemy by hoisting a smart car over your head and throwing it at him.

Jump Kicker

Real men use their fists, but we give credit where credit is due. Defeat 50 enemies using the jump kick attack.

High Fructose

Defeat 1 enemy by throwing a soda machine at him. And remember to take a break from Fist Puncher and drink a refreshing Mint Spunk Cola.

Cultist Crusher

It's Waco, Texas all over gain. Defeat 200 enemy cultists to get this achievement.

Video Grappler

Defeat 100 enemy luchadores, and prove to the world that you're no jobroni.

Prison Warden

Solve the country's prison crowding woes. Defeat 100 enemy prisoners.

Karate Hell

Defeat any level using Dr. Karate and Hella Fistgerald.

Kid Keeper

Defeat any level using Kid Justice and the Beekeeper.

Bash Brothers

Defeat any level using Steroid Jackson and De Capitan.

Fan Favorites

Defeat any level using Dr. Karate and the Beekeeper.

Above The Law

Defeat any level using Kid Justice and O'Grady.

One Percenters

Defeat any level using Preston Endicott and Dr. Karate.

DerbyBall All-Stars

Defeat any level using Hella Fistgerald and Steroid Jackson.

Street Enforcers

Defeat any level using O'Grady and De Capitan.

Upstairs Downstairs

Defeat any level using Preston Endicott and O'Grady.

Miss China

Rescue Miss Fist Puncher China.

Miss Canada

Rescue Miss Fist Puncher Canada.

Miss France

Rescue Miss Fist Puncher France.

Miss Russia

Rescue Miss Fist Puncher Russia.

Miss Japan

Rescue Miss Fist Puncher Japan.

Miss UK

Rescue Miss Fist Puncher UK.

Miss USA

Rescue Miss Fist Puncher USA.

Miss Brazil

Rescue Miss Fist Puncher Brazil.

Miss Mexico

Rescue Miss Fist Puncher Mexico.

Sobtanian Crimelord

Defeat Sobtanian, the beats-loving electro-punk.

Stabby Rascal Crimelord

Defeat Stabby Rascal and his gang of toughs.

Grizzly Yves Crimelord

Defeat the devilish Grizzly Yves and his seafaring followers.

Big Hans Crimelord

Defeat Big Hans and his band of ruffians.

Brother Antlers Crimelord

Defeat Brother Antlers, the psychotic cult ruler.

Nurse King-Fu Crimelord

Defeat Nurse Kung-Fu, the wicked hospital taskmaster.

Roger Crimelord

Defeat Roger atop his tower of doom.

General Kony Crimelord

Defeat General Kony and his army of vile thugs.

The Milkman Crimelord

Defeat the murdering, mustachioed Milkman, AND then complete any level with Milkman.

Lady Chop Chop

Defeat Lady Chop Chop and her deadly steel blade, AND then complete any level with Lady Chop Chop.

Dogsworth McFreedom

You threw a dog and killed someone. We're calling Animal Protection.

Zotmeister

Defeat any level using Zotmeister.

Steven Dengler

Defeat any level using Steven Dengler.

Ash Vickers

Defeat any level using Ash Vickers.

Chairman Kodoshin

Defeat any level using Chairman Kodoshin.

Lock 'n' Load

Confiscate 20 firearms from enemies.

Quentin Le Loup

Defeat any level using Quentin Le Loup.