HOLY FUCKING SHIT I WAS ON FARCHAN AND MY DAD SAID SON WHAT THE FUCK ARE YOU DOING ON FOURCHIN AND I SAID FUCK YOU DAD AND THEN HE PUNCHED A WALL AND IT BROKE SO I THREW MY COMPUTER AT HIM BUT IT MISSED AND HIT MY MOM AND THEN MY SISTER WAS LIKE WHAT THE FUCK SCRUFFY AND THEN I REALIZED I WAS A DOG SO I TOOK A SHIT ON THE FLOOR IT WAS THE BEST DAY EVER
*wears a santa costume and plays some naughty music and starts singing* Merry Christmas baby...I'm Santa..I've had my eyes on you mmmm...You've been a naughty boy and I'm here to punish you so bad....So come to Santa and let's make love on my sleigh tonight.. *starts stripping*
So i was fucking this fat chick, right? and while I was fucking her i'm thinking to myself "this bitch sucks dick almost as good as Gaara". SO BASICALLY I WANT U TO SUCK MY DICK KTHX.