"That which does not kill us makes us stronger"
- Friedrich Nietzsche

"Yeah, but it almost kills you."
- Rampage470

Official security guard at the Canterlot Casino. I've seen some crazy stuff.

15% of Christians make the rest if us look bad.
10% of Bronies make the rest of us look bad.
20% of gamers make the rest of us look bad.
Etc., etc.

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Brony conversion count: 1

Three hats for the Heavy-kings under the sky,
Seven for the Scout-lords in their halls of stone,
Nine for Mortal Medics doomed to die,
One for Gaben on his dark throne
In the Land of Steamstore where the cake's a lie.
One hat to rule them all, one hat to find them,
One hat to bring them all and in the server bind them
In the Land of Steamstore where the cake's a lie.

Best Search Terms Ever:
"NESARA + stupidest thing ever"
"mentally ill people who stalk others to feed their low self-esteem and hate" (now that's specific...)
"Michael Jackson conspiracy war theories"
"hazards of eating camel flesh by man"
"are alians running the world?"
"Giantess swallow(s) boy"
"the whys and wherefores of thermal heating"
"world's stupidest hat"
"Camels cause AIDS"
"genuine resistance + camel"
"crack blackout"
"do you way a camel in pounds to ounces"

Best car ad ever:
F**k you, Baltimore!
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