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What the fuck did you just fucking say about me, you little bitch? Real funny faggot ass. You think this is a joke? You think giving me lip is a good idea? I'll fucking murder you. Yeah making fun of me is so funny, so funny I forgot to laugh. I'll have you know I graduated top of my class in the Navy Seals, and I've been involved in numerous secret raids on Al-Quaeda, and I have over 300 confirmed kills. I am trained in gorilla warfare and I'm the top sniper in the entire US armed forces. You are nothing to me but just another target. I will wipe you the fuck out with precision the likes of which has never been seen before on this Earth, mark my fucking words. You think you can get away with saying that shit to me over the Internet? Think again, fucker. As we speak I am contacting my secret network of spies across the USA and your IP is being traced right now so you better prepare for the storm, maggot. The storm that wipes out the pathetic little thing you call your life. You're fucking dead, kid. I can be anywhere, anytime, and I can kill you in over seven hundred ways, and that's just with my bare hands. Not only am I extensively trained in unarmed combat, but I have access to the entire arsenal of the United States Marine Corps and I will use it to its full extent to wipe your miserable ass off the face of the continent, you little shit. If only you could have known what unholy retribution your little "clever" comment was about to bring down upon you, maybe you would have held your fucking tongue. But you couldn't, you didn't, and now you're paying the price, you goddamn idiot. I will shit fury all over you and you will drown in it. You're fucking dead, kiddo.

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Kano Feb 17, 2013 @ 7:12pm 
what?
Kano Dec 15, 2012 @ 8:11pm 
hows the marine dick sucking comp going? i know you can win 1st place, your a cocksucking champion ! YOU CAN DO IT !!! faggot
Kano Dec 10, 2012 @ 4:09pm 
hey homo, how much you charge for a dick suck? stupid retarded "marine" hahaha.
Kano Dec 8, 2012 @ 2:26am 
ill be proud to wanker.. name a place and time fag cock sucker
Kano Dec 8, 2012 @ 12:54am 
lol mr keyboard hero go fuck yourself . ill give you my address and we can sort this out man to man. fuking navy seal my ass.. retarded hippy, bet your a meth junkie hobo nigger fuking gook yellow cunt ... haha "im real scared of you wanker" .. come at me fag
Kano Dec 7, 2012 @ 10:49pm 
fuck you faggot gook

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Will probably close this group down sometime, I am not really using it anymore, except for letting people know that I used to carry the name etna

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The community is absolute shit and provides an almost impassable barrier unless you spend real money. The Majority won't want to play with you unless your combat rating is at least 80, because the majority of people who play this game are idiotic children and talentless losers that still manage to wipe on year old content at cr 80+. Nobody wants to learn the game anymore, just grind to max combat level and then get act like elitist cunts in front of the mailboxes for 6 hours a day

Leave a comment February 17th, 2013 @ 9:52pm

Cuban Sim City, If there's flaws with this game I'm enjoying myself too much to see them.

Leave a comment July 2nd, 2012 @ 8:14pm

punkbuster spyware bloatware? check. Long wait time to connect? check. company with bad customer support? check.

the only way this game could be more untouchable is if it was published by EA. The only thing I can find recommendable about this game is uninstall.exe. In fact I'd recommend having an elephant with loose bowels evacuate all over your person with steamy liquid excrement before I'd ever recommend this game as an avenue of enjoyment.

Leave a comment July 2nd, 2012 @ 8:11pm