Recent reviews by Pvt. Partts

The game so far is a fun experience just like the first installment. Of course the FPS issue is a nuisance, but hopefully in the coming week Bethesda and Arkane will fix this. Other than the FPS it's worth the money 100%

Mafia so far is a really good ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ game. Of course there are some downsides like the blurred textures, 30FPS lock, and driving on a keyboard. But this game makes me feel like the Punisher thanks to the combat and animations. Hopefully the next patch will fix the blurred textures and keybindings (Already confirmed to fix the FPS issue)
EDIT: Uncapped FPS, Optimization, and keybindings, i really like this game!

Have you ever had that dream where you can tell anyone what to do?
Or have you ever seen Jessic Jones?
Well let me tell you a minor thing that completes this game.
> Great story? ♥♥♥♥ that.
> Awesome combat? Forget it.
> Relatable and loveable character? Again, ♥♥♥♥ that
You. Can. CONTROL PEOPLE'S MINDS!
♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ Axii, man. I love it.
Roach is scared? Axii.
Someone wants gold for helping you? Well Axii can tell them to do it free.
Yennefer wants to get frisky but you're playing Gwent for an ultra-rare card for your collection? You know what to do.
I love this game...10/10

Has more metal than Flint, Michigan's water

"THAT SENTENCE HAD TOO MANY SYLLABLES! APOLOGIZE!"

"BIG DEAL. I CAN USE INNUENDO TOO. TONIGHT'S FIGHT IS BETWEEN FLYBOY AND THE VAULT HUNTER...BLOWJOBS!"

"IT'S TIME FOR A LOOOOOT-SPLOSION!"
I love Mr. Torgue...

I personally think the DLC is better than the actual game...and that's saying something

10/10 one of my favorite games

A man chooses, a slave obeys...

I dont know what i am, I mean I chose to buy this game, therefore im a man, but if someone told me to play this game and i obey, am i a slave? What the ♥♥♥♥, man...

I can see people liking this game, but for me i like it as well...
What you thought this was some kind of bad review or somethin'?

Stamper

Ezio Auditore voices Batman and Booker DeWitt voices Joker

Yeah that's alright with me