Mitchell   Isle of Wight, United Kingdom (Great Britain)
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Last Online 1 hrs, 43 mins ago
Some Random Info
Hey boy and welcome to my profile!:D

Hallo, jeg heter Mitchell, jeg er engelsk og jeg bor i Spania, jeg liker norsk men jeg snakker ikke norsk, beklager.

Hola, me llamo Mitchell, soy inglés. Vivo en España, me gusta España pero yo no hablo español, lo siento.

Tervist!:D Minu nimi on Mitchell, ma olen inglane ja ma elan Hispaanias. Ma räägin väga halvasti eesti keelt, vabandust.

Привет, Меня зовут Митчел. Я англичанин и я живу в Испании. я не говорю по-русски

Hey, my name is Mitchell, I live in Spain and I'm from England.

I stream from time to time too so if you're like kinda interested then check me out over on my Twitch [www.twitch.tv]!:D

Team History
Season 26 6v6 [Open] ~ Demoman & Leader of team Roskilde [etf2l.org] [10th Place]
Fresh Meat Challenge ~ Medic & Leader & Buddy of Fyresdal [etf2l.org] [Playoffs]
Season 27 6v6 [Mid] ~ Medic sub for team Bad News Bears [etf2l.org] [11th Place]

My Links

ETF2L [etf2l.org]
Twitch [www.twitch.tv]
I do run my own discord server which you can view here [discord.gg]

PC Specs:
CPU - i7-4790k @4.4Ghz
Motherboard - msi z97s sli krait edition
Case - NZXT Phantom
HDD1 - Seagate 500Gb 7200rpm
HDD2 - Seagate 2Tb 7200rpm
HDD3 - Seagate 1Tb 5600rpm
SSD1 - Kingstone 120Gb 0rpm <lenny>
Screen - 1920x1080@60hz
Headset - Razer Chroma 7.1 pro
Mouse - Razer Deathadder chroma
Keyboard - Razer Blackwidow Ultimate
Mic - ISK CRU-1

Some sexy motherfucking quotes

(He wasn't joking)
nik: i play mid/high dmixes and ive played against prem mixes, and i said in a few weeks ill be ready for mid

I give you Pilaarius [pastebin.com]
CaptainPotato [pastebin.com]
Thronebutt [pastebin.com]

Löwenzahn: I'm disappointed in this guy
Löwenzahn: He could atleast say "Hey I'm cumming now"

Pilaarius: I want ice cream
Pseudo: Hahaha I have ice cream
Pilaarius: Ok, I'm just going to go and get some bread then

Löwenzahn: I'm hungry
Pseudo: Eat me ;)
Löwenzahn: My brother asked me if I want to get ke_
Löwenzahn: O
Löwenzahn: H
Löwenzahn: m
Löwenzahn: Y
Löwenzahn: GOD

Pilaaius: Some people just don't want to learn from their mistakes, and from what I've seen, they're mostly dutch

*Playing cards against humanity*
How did I loose my viriginity?
Löwenzahn: Overpowering my father

Pseudo: Pilaarius has it so easy in Estonia, they dont' have like he or she gender words so they don't have the awkward stage of trying to guess whether or not to call someone he or she
Seeds: They also don't have electricity

Arunir: Let's look at these logs
Arunir: 600dpm, that's 600 pipes per minute
Pilaarius: What

Pseudo: Why don't you try that?
Pilaarius: I don't know any strangers

Crypto: honestly if this girl burns me like that I am just gonna go gay
Crypto: don't even care anymore

*Glitches inside of player*
Pseudo: I was just inside of you how do you feel about that
Löwenzahn: I was going to say good but then I realised that would be wrong

Me: When I go back to england I'm going to meet up with Crad just to piss Arunir off.
Pilaarius: You should take a knife and end his life so Arunir can never meet up with him, that'll piss him off even more.

Pseudo: Dude I need to pee so bad
:9 LE: Do you have a baby anywhere near you?
Pseudo: What?
Pseudo: How does that help my situation at all
:9 LE: they're like
:9 LE: huge liquid containers

Ole: Put the tail on the shrek
KraftyGamer: Does Shrek even have a tail?
Ole: He does after you put a tail on him you doofus

Pilaarius: I just had an amazing idea
Pseudo: What
Pilaarius: If you blink with one eye at a time you can still see while you're blinking
Pseudo: What the fuck
Pilaarius: When you blink you have your eyes shut so you can't see

Pseudo: Do you know what I really want to get?
Pilaarius: Good?

Rex: What, unusual wearing soldiers can't hit airshots
Rex: That's not supposed to how its to work
Pseudo: That's not supposed to how its to work
Pilaarius: *laughs*
Rex: I don't know what I wanted to say

Seeds: Pilaarius
Seeds: If I ever meet you I'm going to take some shears and cut your balls off
Pilaarius: Like I have any

Pseudo: You gotta ignore peeps who are toxic tho ok?
Löwenzahn: They are gonna feel my period bitch rage
Löwenzahn: I'm gonna smack their faces if they say something stupid
Pseudo: omfg I spilt my drink
Pseudo: I was drinking it
Pseudo: and I laughed into it
Pseudo: and it sprayed onto my face

Arunir: What does it mean?
Pseudo: "I am ambulance"
Arunir: You make me want to get in an ambulance
Pseudo: Hahahah, that was actually pretty good, I wasn't expecting anything good from you

Pseudo: i want to be sober
Pseudo: i trial for roamer in 1:30h
Thronebutt: and you couldnt say no?
Pseudo: say no to what
Thronebutt: vodka
Pseudo: Why would I say no
Thronebutt: you want to be sober?
Pseudo: i do now
Thronebutt: i dont think drinking vodka helps with that

Recent Activity

5,479 hrs on record
last played on Aug 17
135 hrs on record
last played on Aug 17
27 hrs on record
last played on Jul 31
seeds Aug 13 @ 3:56pm 
I don't even care if liking traps makes me gay.

The reason I like traps as much as I do is simply because I like the idea of taking some insecure guy and dressing him up as a pretty girl and breaking his ass with the fury of 10,000 suns while he cries and moans and doesn't 'want' to shoot his goo, my dude, but ends up doing it anyways and feeling ashamed of how much he enjoys it.

It's this primal instinct that I want to dominate other men either by fighting or fucking them and thus proving I am the superior male.
seeds Aug 13 @ 3:56pm 
Does it make me kinda gay to want some little bitch boy who acts tough and macho to his friends but then secretly comes to my house and gets his sissy ass plowed like he always dreamed? Maybe. But is that not EVERY man's dream? To be the alpha-man who fucks the asses of the weaker, less hairy men? Is that not what our ancestors did? And our greater ancestors? Is war not just the pent of expression of the desire to fuck trap ass for dominance? To look upon that asshole you hate and WANT to give him feminine pleasure beyond his wildest dreams so he feels like a degraded slut and can't get enough?
seeds Aug 5 @ 3:02pm 
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XXL condom Jul 27 @ 8:47am 
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shads Jul 24 @ 11:00am 
Detective Patrick Jul 12 @ 1:56pm