Could be you're crossing the fine line
A silly driver kind of...off the wall

You keep it cool when it's t-t-tight
...eyes wide open when you start to fall.
- The Cars
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Cynic, n.:
A blackguard whose faulty vision sees things as they are, not
as they ought to be. Hence the custom among the Scythians of plucking
out a cynic's eyes to improve his vision.
-- Ambrose Bierce, "The Devil's Dictionary"
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Fortune's Contribution of the Month to the Animal Rights Debate:

I'll stay out of animals' way if they'll stay out of mine.
"Hey you, get off my plate"
-- Roger Midnight
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If pregnancy were a book they would cut the last two chapters.
-- Nora Ephron, "Heartburn"
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"Go on, do Deformed Rabbit... it's my favourite."
-- Shadow puppets are so cute
(Terry Pratchett, Small Gods)
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What sin has not been committed in the name of efficiency?
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