Okay you clowns, this is how you get Poshun points. Original cuntent, donut steel, yeh, yah' jabber?

-THESE POINTS ARE NOT ACCUMULATIVE-

5 PATHETIC POSHUN POINTS
-Have an animu icon (Because you're worth jack if you don't have one)
-Have a sense of retardation about you
-Funpost occasionally
-Make original cuntent donut steel
-Has been permabanned from 4chan
-Has talked to a girl that is 10/10 and didn't spill their spaghetti.
-Has had a job longer than a week
-Has used an onahole
-Has ordered a dragon toy

10 PETTY POSHUN POINTS
-In more than 500 groups
-Is attractive
-Turns frowns upside down
-Has shared the redpill in real life
-Has wiped their butt clean of most feces once in their life.

50 PROUD POSHUN POINTS
-Is pure between the legs
-Likes people like Ashley Jones
-Loves to listen to Soulstice
-Beat Ar Tonelico 2

100 PUTRID POSHUN POINTS
-Hate humanity
-Beat Phantom Pain 100%
-Never ragequit from a video game
-Never touched a woman when she had her peroid
-Has put finger in anus.
-Has never beaten a video game.


1000 PRETTY POSHUN POINTS
-Take creep pictures
-Take showers
-Sold their kidney
-Has tipped a fedora
-Hasn't brushed teeth in 3 days

10,000 PERFECT POSHUN POINTS
-Extracted sea salt from the sea
-Made a perfect shot with a gun (Must shoot target in the center)
-Own Gold :

1,000,000 PARADIGM POSHUN POINTS
-Has never watched anime.
-Has gotten a girl's phone number.

5,000,000 PLATINUM POSHUN POINTS
-Has recieved lewd pics from real girls on 8chan/steam
-Passed a college class
-Has been off their computer for longer than a week

10,000,000 PASSIONATE POSHUN POINTS
-Had a girlfriend longer than a day.

50,000,000 PENETRATING POSHUN POINTS
-Has a stable job
-Has shoved things too large in places where they should not be.

100,000,000 PROFESSIONAL POSHUN POINTS
-Has been shot and lived/survived a war.
-Has shot someone
-Has survived a car accident.
-Jumped from 9/11 towers and lived
-Escaped Prison

Don't be a Baka!: I have 1,013,025 poshun points
Sumea: So let's be fair and call it 69. I also own a gold watch
Mana Banana ✈️🍌🍌: 1,011,200
Don't be a Baka!: wow buying a single ounce of gold has saved me. I have 1,013,025 poshun points