"Bring it out, Sir, or in my passion, I shall kill everyone by giving them Syphilis."
THIS PROFILE HAS BEEN PURGED OF ALL HERESY AND THE MACHINE GOD IS STRONG IN IT.
Yesterday upon the stair I met a man who wasn't there. He wasn't there again today Oh how I wish he'd go away.
The Pink Panzer: NOW ALLOW MY YOUTHFUL OPTIMISM TO SPRING FORTH LIKE THE IMAGINARY FEMALE ORGASM. Prasinohaema [Team PnS]: And the female orgasm is a very real thing. Prasinohaema [Team PnS]: Ask my damn sheets back home. I had to get a towel for my one girlfriend. Prasinohaema [Team PnS]: I AM NOT JOKING, A FUCKING TOWEL
Industrial Revolution: Ho, mapslut. Industrial Revolution: How goes? ThePinkPanzer #MappingSlut: Ho, Stalin Industrial Revolution: Please. Industrial Revolution: Call me Joe.
hardass cows?: not right now hardass cows?: i'm busy The Pink Panzer: GOD FUCKING DAMN IT The Pink Panzer: YOU ARE LIKE TWELVE The Pink Panzer: WHAT THE FUCK DO YOU HAVE TO BE BUSY WITH The Pink Panzer: HAVING SEX? LOL AS IF. The Pink Panzer: I MEAN NEITHER DO I, BUT I AM NEVER BUSY.
Welcome to the front soldier! Where the south has miniguns and the north has airships, war is hell and this game shows it more than ever! Dynamically lacking any real control scheme, professionally making confusing as hell gameplay and showing great examples of how soldiers could run straight through barricades or not be able to kill an invincible cannon that was the staple of warfare in that age. This game is a must.
Whether you want to be a spymaster to the king of Denmark, a duke of Swabia or a king of the Byzantine Empire, this game will let you do it all. Take control of any country, any lord, right down to the smallest courtier and plot your path to power. Engrossing and interesting, be sure to try.