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The Pink Panzer

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If music be the food of love, play on.

ZIPADEEDOODAHZIPITYYAY

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"Bring it out, Sir, or in my passion, I shall kill everyone by giving them Syphilis."

THIS PROFILE HAS BEEN PURGED OF ALL HERESY AND THE MACHINE GOD IS STRONG IN IT.

Yesterday upon the stair
I met a man who wasn't there.
He wasn't there again today
Oh how I wish he'd go away.

The Pink Panzer: NOW ALLOW MY YOUTHFUL OPTIMISM TO SPRING FORTH LIKE THE IMAGINARY FEMALE ORGASM.
Prasinohaema [Team PnS]: And the female orgasm is a very real thing.
Prasinohaema [Team PnS]: Ask my damn sheets back home. I had to get a towel for my one girlfriend.
Prasinohaema [Team PnS]: I AM NOT JOKING, A FUCKING TOWEL

Industrial Revolution: Ho, mapslut.
Industrial Revolution: How goes?
ThePinkPanzer #MappingSlut: Ho, Stalin
Industrial Revolution: Please.
Industrial Revolution: Call me Joe.

hardass cows?: not right now
hardass cows?: i'm busy
The Pink Panzer: GOD FUCKING DAMN IT
The Pink Panzer: YOU ARE LIKE TWELVE
The Pink Panzer: WHAT THE FUCK DO YOU HAVE TO BE BUSY WITH
The Pink Panzer: HAVING SEX? LOL AS IF.
The Pink Panzer: I MEAN NEITHER DO I, BUT I AM NEVER BUSY.

Aspen is my love.


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AngryFrenchKanadian Apr 7, 2013 @ 11:20am 
In the hospital for a pneumothorax. (;-(

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Fans of Criken - Public
24,432 Members  |  1,120 In-Game  |  4,230 Online  |  0 In Group Chat

Welcome, Fans of Criken!

I made this group because my friends list filled up a lot faster than I anticipated, now this group will act as a public page where anyone interested in my videos or streams can join.

This group will act as my expanded friend list, where I can post my upcoming videos, ideas, contests and whatnot.

Don't try adding me or joining my games because I wont accept. Be a cool guy in the group chat, that's the best you can do to get my approval and attention.

Steam ID: Criken2 (if it's not /id/criken2, it's fake)
Xbox 360 GT: Criken (loldontplayanymore)
Youtube Channel: Criken2
Twitch Channel: Criken
Twitter: @CrikMaster

Ask me (CrikMaster) a question on Formspring: http://ask.criken.com

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A fun game, but horrible console port.

Leave a comment July 12th, 2012 @ 8:55pm

Welcome to the front soldier! Where the south has miniguns and the north has airships, war is hell and this game shows it more than ever! Dynamically lacking any real control scheme, professionally making confusing as hell gameplay and showing great examples of how soldiers could run straight through barricades or not be able to kill an invincible cannon that was the staple of warfare in that age. This game is a must.

Leave a comment June 15th, 2012 @ 11:01pm

Whether you want to be a spymaster to the king of Denmark, a duke of Swabia or a king of the Byzantine Empire, this game will let you do it all. Take control of any country, any lord, right down to the smallest courtier and plot your path to power. Engrossing and interesting, be sure to try.

Leave a comment March 3rd, 2012 @ 6:20am