what the faucet
If I'm gonna be wrong, at least I'll never be right.
I'm actually an idiot.

Proud leader and Spy main of Bright New Future Highlander.
Season 17 Silver (3-5)
Season 19 Silver (4-4)
Season 20(now 3NF) (ded)
Season 22 Silver (5-3)

Other HL stuff:
S23: Main engi for q!k (0-0)

my ugc profile page: http://www.ugcleague.com/players_page.cfm?player_id=76561198049825208

In case of emergency, here's a lenny:
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Wall of Quotes:
Mantis Toboggan, M.D.: they are on to us
Mantis Toboggan, M.D.: http://www.ugcleague.net/forum/showthread.php?42195-HL-Badwater-Pro-Update&p=233951#post233951

10:50 PM - homeless: http://i.imgur.com/FidTXZB.gifv
10:50 PM - homeless: me irl
10:50 PM - Toady Swift: I'm that black and white cat that just walks by
10:50 PM - Toady Swift: and is like
10:51 PM - Toady Swift: oh shit
10:51 PM - Toady Swift: I better help him
10:51 PM - homeless: LOL
10:51 PM - Toady Swift: than I'm like oh wait is that Naruto on!?!?
10:51 PM - Toady Swift: and I run away
10:51 PM - Toady Swift: Pert's the dog in the background
10:51 PM - Toady Swift: he's just like I'm high as a kite
10:51 PM - homeless: stoned and sleeping
10:51 PM - Toady Swift: is this real life?
10:52 PM - homeless: LOL
10:52 PM - homeless: im done
10:52 PM - homeless: hahaha
10:52 PM - Toady Swift: thats the story of BNF
10:52 PM - Toady Swift: Pills is the white xbox controller on the coffee table
10:52 PM - Toady Swift: he's the whitest of us all let's be honest

Charizard: I picked fuzzy handcuffs because you said shekels!
Pills: Those are shackles you fuck!

"You'll know it's not there if you don't see it"- Pills

4pool {♥}: The insomnia feels. When you're left alone with the one guy in the room you can't stand.
Need more late night friends: indeed. This is some 2016 shit right here.
Need more late night friends: 2016 shit with 1980's music in the background while dreaming about 2027, and questioning why I had 3 garlic knots at 4 AM. Life is indeed but a simple numbers game.
4pool {♥}: A numbers game where everything you do leads to the same result.
4pool {♥}: Indeed, you'd be right here if you had had only 2 garlic knots just the same.
Need more late night friends: I suppose so, however the outcome later on would be completely different.
4pool {♥}: Would it?
Need more late night friends: Had I only eaten 2 of the aforementioned garlic knots, I would still have another left over.
4pool {♥}: Would it really?
Need more late night friends: Hence my destiny would ultimately be guided elsewhere, be it ever so slightly
4pool {♥}: And even if you only ate 2 garlic knots, Trump would still be president.
4pool {♥}: So it didn't exactly change world war 3.
Need more late night friends: This is true. But in the simmering wastelands, there may very well be just yet 1 more garlic knot, perhaps crucial to some young hero's survival. I may have doomed the entire planet with my actions.
4pool {♥}: Fitting, I think.
Need more late night friends: indeed. And perhaps said adventurer would instead wind up so desperate for nourishment he would resort to eating insects.
Need more late night friends: Bees perhaps. And maybe he could find 2 since the populations had been dying off for some time.
Need more late night friends: however, in his blind hunger he did not realize that eating bees is not exactly advisable. And perhaps that lone garlic knot could be the only thing capable of preventing the stingers in his body from killing him.
Need more late night friends: All in all, 2 bees, or knot 2 bees.
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GodSpeed>Epic Dream Set Oct 13 @ 3:46pm 
+Rep really negotiable trader :)
sad_gamer 420 Aug 29 @ 9:43pm 
Waluigi is the ultimate example of the individual shaped by the signifier. Waluigi is a man seen only in mirror images; lost in a hall of mirrors he is a reflection of a reflection of a reflection. You start with Mario – the wholesome all Italian plumbing superman, you reflect him to create Luigi – the same thing but slightly less. You invert Mario to create Wario – Mario turned septic and libertarian – then you reflect the inversion in the reflection: you create a being who can only exist in reference to others. Waluigi is the true nowhere man, without the other characters he reflects, inverts and parodies he has no reason to exist. Waluigi’s identity only comes from what and who he isn’t – without a wider frame of reference he is nothing. He is not his own man. In a world where our identities are shaped by our warped relationships to brands and commerce we are all Waluigi.
cloud Aug 3 @ 9:49am 
Pills can u dab for me pls will pay $7 just do a quick dab and send it to me please sir I have $7 with your name on it and I just want to see you dab, please pills do it I'm even offering you money man just 1 quick dab and I'll send you $7 do it please if you do it right now I'll send $7 and a nickel and that's a good deal just dab for me will you Thank you sir good day consider my offer please
horsie Jul 21 @ 11:56am 
Very good but the real question is, Was her ancestors fighting in the battle of Poltava the 28 of june 1709? And did they fight for the great Swedish empire or did they fight for the enemy?
sad_gamer 420 Jul 18 @ 8:39pm 
I caught this guy fucking my girlfriend last week. I’m still pissed about it but there’s nothing I can do. She loves him. I knew she was acting weird because she kept staying out late and coming home with taco sauce on her blouse. During sex she’d scream to give her my five dollar foot long, but I’m only 3 inches and five dollars is way too much for what I’m giving. One day I came home to find her getting plowed against the wall by this dude. He had her hair in one hand and a taco bell cheesy gordita crunch in the other. I tried to fight him, but he slapped me so hard it broke every window in the house. This dude’s a stone cold pimp and I can’t do anything to hurt him, so I can only hope he breaks her heart one day like she broke mine.
horsie Jul 6 @ 10:47am