⛅BNF⛅ Pills S> 2 unusuals
If I'm gonna be wrong, at least I'll never be right.
 
 
I sexually identify as Chunky Kong.

Proud leader and Spy main of Bright New Future Highlander.
Season 17 Silver (3-5)
Season 19 Silver (4-4)
Season 20(now 3NF) (ded)
Season 22 Silver
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Mantis Toboggan, M.D.: they are on to us
Mantis Toboggan, M.D.: http://www.ugcleague.net/forum/showthread.php?42195-HL-Badwater-Pro-Update&p=233951#post233951
⛅BNF⛅ Pills: YOU FUCKING IDIOTS I TOLD YOU
Mantis Toboggan, M.D.: LOLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLL

⛅BNF⛅ Pills S> 2 unusuals: point being that I definitely emphasize with how you're feeling right now having been in a somewhat similar position myself before

⛅BNF⛅ Pills S> 2 unusuals: whereas for us it's the opposite as I contribute absolutely nothing :D
⛅BNF⛅ Pills S> 2 unusuals: *saying where the road goes intensifies*

Watch: Down goes Rousey and up goes Cosby.

Watch: Mi amigo. That means "my friend" in mexican.

10:50 PM - homeless: http://i.imgur.com/FidTXZB.gifv
10:50 PM - homeless: me irl
10:50 PM - Toady Swift: I'm that black and white cat that just walks by
10:50 PM - Toady Swift: and is like
10:51 PM - Toady Swift: oh shit
10:51 PM - Toady Swift: I better help him
10:51 PM - homeless: LOL
10:51 PM - Toady Swift: than I'm like oh wait is that Naruto on!?!?
10:51 PM - Toady Swift: and I run away
10:51 PM - Toady Swift: Pert's the dog in the background
10:51 PM - Toady Swift: he's just like I'm high as a kite
10:51 PM - homeless: stoned and sleeping
10:51 PM - Toady Swift: is this real life?
10:52 PM - homeless: LOL
10:52 PM - homeless: im done
10:52 PM - homeless: hahaha
10:52 PM - Toady Swift: thats the story of BNF
10:52 PM - Toady Swift: Pills is the white xbox controller on the coffee table
10:52 PM - Toady Swift: he's the whitest of us all let's be honest

brewnewjazz: do u have eny clothes 10:08:39 PM
⛅BNF⛅ Pills S> 3 Unusuals: can I help you? 10:08:40 PM
⛅BNF⛅ Pills S> 3 Unusuals: no, I'm naked 10:08:51 PM

A Mammoth : ヽ༼ຈل͜ຈ༽ノI USE CHEESECAKE AS LUBRICANTヽ༼ຈل͜ຈ༽ノ

Pills: Oh thank god I'm alive!
*Immediately gets killed by an explosive sheep*

Waddle: Well, at least I'm closer to Reno than Pills will ever be.

The Poetic Sea Cucumber: Also, it's really cool that you're a Highlander.

⛅BNF⛅ Pills: the rest of this week I'll be surrounded by 3rd graders
⛅BNF⛅ Pills: then next week is finals
⛅BNF⛅ Pills: then boom I'm done
i kiss my cat daily: dream come true
i kiss my cat daily: i wish i was always surrounded by 3rd graders
⛅BNF⛅ Pills: kek
⛅BNF⛅ Pills: I needed to get background checks done and now my prints are in the system
⛅BNF⛅ Pills: so if I fuck up
i kiss my cat daily: it's 3rd graders
i kiss my cat daily: youll fuck down

"God dammit Pills"- literally everyone

"$300 and a box of tic tacs later, I have new speakers in my car"- Appletineeoh

"Anne Frank- Hide and Seek Champ of 1943"- Pills

I didn't go to dairy queen toda : DONT TAKE YOUR DAIRY QUEEN PRIVELEGES FOR GRANTED

"Hey Pills... I think they're gay."- Appletineeoh

"Sunrises don't always happen in fields!"- homeless

Charizard: I picked fuzzy handcuffs because you said shekels!
Pills: Those are shackles you fuck!

"I thought my sweater would taste good. It didn't"- AssaultPotato (Drunk)

"I'd pay a lot of money to hear you speak Jewish"- Apple

"You're just jealous because he gets to ride the rides at Disney Land"- Prime

"Just because it's stupid doesn't mean it's impossible"- Gamemaster

⛅BNF⛅ LegitimateLogic: got a done with exams sushi stuff with people in my class

JackFrost : i havent seen one spy get a anbassinator headshot

"Why does overseer get a special treatment? Because she keeps talking about Reaper's firm, tight... man pussy?"- DanSmith

zycreich: im lokoing at how your name is green adn mine is blue
zycreich: and am comparing it to the dragons in overwathc
zycreich: lol
⛅BNF⛅ Pills S> stuff: lol
zycreich: so i was upset because the green dragon is bigger
⛅BNF⛅ Pills S> stuff: Are you implying something about the size of my dragon in comparison to yours
zycreich: yes
zycreich: AND IM NOT HAPPY

zycreich: you must listen before you can learn
zycreich: thats why hellen keller never got her masters

"You'll know it's not there if you don't see it"- Pills


Soarin- Moving to Texas... maybe you'll see Sandy Cheeks there.
Goofy- Who's that?
Soarin and Pills- Excuse me?
Goofy- is that Pills' internet girlfriend?

"Wait a minute! My daughter isn't a man!"- DanSmith

Pills.3NF: TIME TO BREAK THE UGC RECORD FOR MOST MEDS DROPPED TO BUTTERKNIFING IN A SINGLE GAME
Abridge LFT HL any class: where is that record
Pills.3NF: no idea
Pills.3NF: but I will not stop until I have earned it
Abridge LFT HL any class: right on

zyc: whats keeping you down old pal?
Pills.3NF: crippling loneliness and feelings of being unlovable.
zyc is now Offline.
zyc is currently offline, they will receive your message the next time they log in.
Pills.3NF: YOU LEAVING OUT OF NOWHERE ISN'T HELPING

Apple: I was the original peanut butter, Pills is junior.
4maiton: would you say he's PB&J?

Pills.3NF: yes, I was there, it was 4AM here, she was making lasagna, one thing led to another and the next thing I know she wants to make out.
Snake (2): Alright he's clearly fibbing, even after I told him specifically not to, time to go offline forever.
Snake is now Offline.

LCA | Pills Bday tomorrow: fuck
LCA | Pills Bday tomorrow: I'm 19 in 24 hours
LCA | Pills Bday tomorrow: where is my life going
Nawt uh clevuh mayne: lol I turned 26 today. YOU KNOW NOTHING OF BEING OLD
LCA | Pills Bday tomorrow: pfffffffffft
LCA | Pills Bday tomorrow: 19 is like 26
LCA | Pills Bday tomorrow: In Civ time we'd be on the same turn C:
Nawt uh clevuh mayne: lmao

extremely drunk rn: CATS
extremely drunk rn: ARE LIKE
extremely drunk rn: RETARDED LEMURS
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Arisaka Apr 9 @ 2:14pm 
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Contra Jan 24 @ 9:26am 
are there people who actually thinking sucking dick is gay?
1. you're sharing protein
2. you're admiring masculine physique
3. being in the vacinity of other high testosterone males increases your own testosterone
eating pussy is gay because you're litterally slurping down estrogen. and long term relationships have been proven to lower testosterone.
spartans had gay orgies all the time and they were the height of masculinity. you bet they were at least fondling eachothers test producers.
all these summer DYEL's piss me off. their twink bodies don't understand, but in time i'm sure they'll get it.
go0fy Dec 30, 2016 @ 12:58am 
INHALE

BOI
Arisaka Dec 14, 2016 @ 2:02pm 
I STROKE IT TO THE EAST
I STROKE IT TO THE WEST
I STROKE IT TO THE WOMEM I LOVE BEST
I BE STROKIN!
Lexadecimal Nov 13, 2016 @ 11:04am 
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