This game remind me of my childhood, so many ambitions and hopes, all systematically crushed by age. The more I play this game, the more I realize it is just a mockery of my adolecent life. This game is like HIV, you don't like it, but you wanted sex, now, you can't get rid of it, and just like waiting for a cure, you hope that one of these years the developers will finally work on core gameplay, but no, instead they decide to add 100 broken ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ features that one body wants. It's like when prince charming used his layer restriction spell on me, but Shrek never came to save me, regardless I pray and hope that he does. Just like I pray and hope that the developers of this ♥♥♥♥♥♥ game commit suicide, or at least give me a refund for wasting 7.5 hours of my life, waiting shrek to ♥♥♥ in my face, but all i get is onion juice. Maybe i'm just too hasty, maybe I expect too much, maybe I want the whole shaft, but maybe all I deserve is the tip. ♥♥♥♥♥ ♥♥♥♥ THIS ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ GAME!! SUCH ♥♥♥♥♥!!

This game remind me of my childhood, so many ambitions and hopes, all systematically crushed by age. The more I play this game, the more I realize it is just a mockery of my adolecent life. This game is like HIV, you don't like it, but you wanted sex, now, you can't get rid of it, and just like waiting for a cure, you hope that one of these years the developers will finally work on core gameplay, but no, instead they decide to add 100 broken fucking features that one body wants. It's like when prince charming used his layer restriction spell on me, but Shrek never came to save me, regardless I pray and hope that he does. Just like I pray and hope that the developers of this shitty game commit suicide, or at least give me a refund for wasting 7.5 hours of my life, waiting shrek to cum in my face, but all i get is onion juice. Maybe i'm just too hasty, maybe I expect too much, maybe I want the whole shaft, but maybe all I deserve is the tip. NIGGA FUCK THIS FUCKING GAME!! SUCH SHITE!!